@79protons' (Jane Doe) most faved Tweets...
When I was a kid we didn't have Snuggies. We had to wrap a blanket around ourselves while we watched tv.
If you didn't want me to call you then you shouldn't have left your number in the display phone at the AT&T store. So, what are you wearing?
Before sipping wine, sniff and swirl glass around like a big douche then mention "hints of oak" and "tannins" so everyone can be impressed
Terrorist set himself on fire when all he had to do was leave his seat back, tray table down, and electronic devices on as they landed.
Sting song lyrics re:Facebook, “Every quiz you take, Every post you make, Every friend you fake, Every pic you take... I'll be watching you”
I have an idea! Tomorrow we can all tweet the names of people to follow even though nobody will actually do it. We can call it follow friday
Talking about how you have to start going to the gym burns a few more calories than silently not going
How you are with Favstar is probably how you act in bed. Are you a giver? taker? pimp? cheat? selfish? loyal?bold? Go star yourself!
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