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Bear Grylls bares his grill while grilling girl bear's grills bare.
I'm the urinal cake boss.
How awesome will Gay Divorce Court be for daytime tv?
Don't act like you've never fisted a can of Pringles.
I'm always 2 shots away from starring your tweet.
music requests in the last 5 minutes : earth,wind&fire,green jelly,and gwar - I'm case you were wondering how my nights going
My favorite pizza place in the hood is Lil' Seizures
Think my buddy might be gay. His dick tastes like shit.
Gay bars are really just buttsects.
Madonna was the original Pop-Tart®.
Just gave myself a Travolta.
now playing : DEFTONES - You've seen the butcher