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I'm the urinal cake boss.
Bear Grylls bares his grill while grilling girl bear's grills bare.
How awesome will Gay Divorce Court be for daytime tv?
Don't act like you've never fisted a can of Pringles.
I'm always 2 shots away from starring your tweet.
music requests in the last 5 minutes : earth,wind&fire,green jelly,and gwar - I'm case you were wondering how my nights going
Think my buddy might be gay. His dick tastes like shit.
My favorite pizza place in the hood is Lil' Seizures
Madonna was the original Pop-Tart®.
Gay bars are really just buttsects.
Just gave myself a Travolta.
Lady: What can I get for you tonight?
Me:I'll have the 6oz. Filet.
Lady: Filet-o-Fish only comes in 1 size, sir.