Ignoring me as a resolution to an issue is really a bad decision

I'm glad I no longer have to deal with those subtweets

How do I mute on this thing

#IveAlwaysWantedTo follow my heart just once & it be right

I swear this neighbor and her man have been arguing for 2 and Half hours now I know their life story. I thought he was wrong nope it's her

That awkward moment @jasonlvoorhees starts following u bk & you're pretty sure it's because he knows you were a camp counselor

I swear circus de Soleil and the river dancers have both moved in upstairs with special guest appearances by the stomp the yard cast

Blah blah blah

My work phone was ringing and I was trying to figure out where that noise was coming from.

I think I have a fever  or it's 102 in my apartment

Think I need a happy pill :/

About a kiss? I said what? He said on the cheek then? Iooked at him he said hand? Then he said blow you one? I said sure ok blow 1:/ lol

If you come into my office with a smeared eyebrow umm yea I'm gonna stare at you 

70% of Men find women dressed in red more sexually attractive and will spend more money on a date with her.”<<Note 2 self buy more red lol

@cynicallongkat hope you have a great birthday today!!!

Egotistical : some ppl need to look that definition up!!! And soon

Was at zipps with grant hill !!!!! :-)

Why does my neighbor's kid always have a tantrum in front of my door??

#IfYouWantToDateMe love me for who I am

Lol my friend just txted ...one of the buttons on my phone is missing how'd that happen so I provided her a long list of possibilities