No thanks, Home Alone movies past 2.

No thanks, 5 minute long Youtube advirtisements about AIDS.

Evelyn: Hey, mom do u kno any adventure movies?' Mom: Adventure? U mean, like, Action?' Evelyn:...no. Like, Adventure

"The opposite of war isnt peace-it's creation!"

Evelyn: "No one likes you!"
Dad: "Pssh everyone loves me. Everybody loves Raymond- Everybody loves Flavio." hahaha

"THE LIGHTS THE LIGHTS THE LIGHTS THAT LIGHT THE LIGHTS THE LIGHTS THE LIGHTS THAT LIGHT-" Destroys TV, forever stopping that commercial.

My younger brother wins the award for LOUDEST CHILD EVER.

"WE CAN SPEND HOURS OBSESSING OVER HOW GOOD EMMA STONE LOOKS IN A BEANIE" I told my sister in response to her buying the new Spiderman DVD.

You guys, Daisy's facebook status is "OMG MY FRIENDS ARE THE BEST IN THE WORLD!" so your friends can stop trying now. They're losers.

"Oliver, no attacking my moms boobs!" real thing I said to my cat this morning.

All these years I've been alive and I'm still not happy with the way I write "Q's"

"Fuck you sadness, you're fucking funny!" Just discovered this. @charstarlene that took some major lady balls. Thank you.

Ooh what's that?! I want to play with it-- Ooh, a string! I'm going to chase it--No wait, I'm going to play with your hair!-- My new cat.

Mitt Romney paying Journey to sing for his campaign? Well Journey, it's safe to say I've stopped believing.

I won't give up until there's a salad made entirely out of croutons.

Just ate four slices of pizza. I regret nothing

Someone give me money so I can see The Dark Knight Rises every day it's in theatres.

"Why the hell did you sign a prenup, I outta punch you in the face!" this is wat you they say in a Tyler Perry movie

Sometimes bad things happen.

Sherry: i wanna sleep, i wanna watch movies' evelyn: well which one do u wanna do?' sherry: both, i wanna watch movies in my sleep!'