I guess I'll just let the liquor do the thinking again today.

Why does every Mexican family have a person they call Chuey? Does that mean Chewbacca was a Mexican?

If you haven't watched and enjoyed the Trailer Park Boys, then your fucked.

Drinking as much h2o as fast as I can so I can start drinking again. My liver has been taking a beating this weekend.

Fixin' to go to the weed store. Hope to find some good stuff.

@hotdogger666 Shit brotha! I've never heard this song. Dropping some deep B-side Kansas on us here. Haha!

@hotdogger666 Do it!!

I've got a lot of problems with you people.... and now you're going to hear about it!!  http://instagr.am/p/Tl6vKrI2eD/ 

Game time!  http://instagr.am/p/Rn58Zto2Xt/ 

View on my run.  http://instagr.am/p/RgdMKZo2c6/ 

All clean. Lucky little bastard gets to nap with me today. http://t.co/w9SP6CNI

Jammin' with Dad http://t.co/rsKyptar

Last I checked, Christians ridiculed/hated the Mormon cult and now they support a Mormon for president? Hypocrites much?

1 drawback to being single- trapping a fart under the covers isn't as funny when you're only blasting yourself with it.

Loving single life. Glad to be done with that cunt of an ex-wife. Cum Dumpster is her new name.

I wasn't born yesterday ... I might drop dead today, but I sure as hell wasn't born yesterday.

Um, I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books, and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

Just saw a morbidly obese couple walk into the gym.....They won't last the month.

So what if I tell people my name is Wes Mantooth or Turd Ferguson?

@thecreepingcrud Kick his ass C-Bass!!!