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I guess I'll just let the liquor do the thinking again today.
Why does every Mexican family have a person they call Chuey? Does that mean Chewbacca was a Mexican?
If you haven't watched and enjoyed the Trailer Park Boys, then your fucked.
Drinking as much h2o as fast as I can so I can start drinking again. My liver has been taking a beating this weekend.
Fixin' to go to the weed store. Hope to find some good stuff.
Last I checked, Christians ridiculed/hated the Mormon cult and now they support a Mormon for president? Hypocrites much?
1 drawback to being single- trapping a fart under the covers isn't as funny when you're only blasting yourself with it.
Loving single life. Glad to be done with that cunt of an ex-wife. Cum Dumpster is her new name.
I wasn't born yesterday ... I might drop dead today, but I sure as hell wasn't born yesterday.
Um, I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books, and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.
Just saw a morbidly obese couple walk into the gym.....They won't last the month.
So what if I tell people my name is Wes Mantooth or Turd Ferguson?