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Going out later today to apply for a third job so I can afford to pay for the gas to drive to my other two jobs.
Working w/Keith. He said we were tight like turtle pussy, and that's watertight. I swallowed my gum and pee'd in my pants a little. #Friday
Haikus can be fun.
But sometimes they don't make sense.
Eat, Pray, Love, Eat Again #obesemovies
Miracle Whip on 34th Street #condimentfilms
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people that annoy me.
Four Weddings and a Funnel Cake #obesemovies
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. If life gives you melons, you're probably just dyslexic.
My alarm clock is going to have an "unfortunate accident" if it doesn't stop acting like such an obnoxious dick.
Fat and Furious #onelettermissingfilms
Looking forward to work today. Friday the 13th is the one day we can assuredly count on all the fucktards to come out.
#DNC 'I did not have sexual relations with that woman; Miss Lewinsky.' #impeached
Thigh Masters of the Universe #ExerciseFilms
You had me at hell no.
Rosemary's Baby's Breath #flowerfilms