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Couples who spend at least 10 minutes a day laughing together are more likely to have a stronger relationship.
I hate school. But I don’t hate education. There’s a huge difference.
The man who wins, is the man who thinks he can. -Vince Lombardi
Everything happens for a reason.
You know what they say about a dude with a big phone.
Big phone, big feet.
Hell's waiting room is full of leather chairs that will only squeak BEFORE you have to prove that you didn't fart....
It's about to get REAL in here!
Where is the Hellmann's mayonnaise?
If I stay quiet and don't answer my phone I can stay home today.
I hope my cat doesn't give me away like last time.
I went out last night with a guy who flirted heavily with every woman we came across, and one gay man. Then asked for a 2nd date....hell no!
I'm the one crying out "wrong hole!"
If I had a heart attack while on top during sex, I'd gasp, "Enjoy the mess!" before slumping over and voiding my bladder and bowels. Pranks!
Guys: When a woman tweets something about her BF, that is not your cue to go, "I could do that/top that/want to be that." Position's filled.
she wears short skirts, i mishear lyrics /
teacher's capped in and hi mom the beach hurts
Nice try "blocked number", but i don't even answer the phone for people i know.
I don't like Tweets that taste stolen.
My sleep number is naked.
But do you apply 50-SPF organic lotion when you listen to KC & The Sunshine Band?
Walt Whitman quotes has unfollowed me.
How will I get tips on cleaning out my barn now?
I come in peace. Take me to your pharmacist.
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