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Each day I need less things to be happy. Like less people for example.
Ruin the life of an abstract artist. Say you understand him.
So it turns out I'm weird enough to be twitter popular
Salvador Dali used to sketch something in exchange for actually paying his bills - I'm going to try that too but instead hand out my tweets.
Anybody else notice that we've found a lot of garbage in the ocean while trying to find this missing plane?
I'll never forget where I come from.
Because it's my dick.
I come from my dick, people.
The only love I've never questioned, has never dimmed nor will ever change is the love I have for my children.
I love being subtweeted in the morning. Warms my heart that Im in your mind this early in the day.
i just saw a black girl rt one of those teenage girl accounts saying "i honestly wish I was a teen in the 50's".......... no u don't
If men got a period we'd only work 3 weeks every month and tampons, chocolate and beer would be free.
I used to think my name was excuse me
I prefer self defecating humour.
Imagine how much better the world would be if we funneled the energy we spend shaming people into supporting and caring for them.
Yes I know we are both friends with her. No I don't want to talk about her and the guy she is/was fucking. Thanks though.
You're the yard-work of people: I can see how others might find you enjoyable but you're definitely not for me.
All supermarket cashiers hate me.