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Are The Powerpuff Girls feminists?
A new report indicates that the supply of internet text could run out as early as 2019. So, think, do you really need to send that tweet?
And in a shock result, the winner is 'And'.
Watching Cirque Du Soleil.
I've admired more men's arses in leotards than women's tonight.
I'm comfortable with that.
The truth is when I start drinking, I usually want to discuss Hamlet's Oedipal Complex with his mother, Gertrude.
My follower count drops faster than my panties after three mojitos.
COME UP WITH SOMETHING FUNNY FOR FUCK'S SAKE!
Sports is dangerous for my health.
Her stock photo AVI hides her small penis very well.
Boehner by Viagra.™
DONT @ ME UNLESS I FOLLOW YOU!!!
My vagina thinks you talk about your penis too much.
This mojito tastes like my vagina is happy.
My breasts are beautiful, but my brain is flawless.
My words come in sweet, blunt, vulgar, or nasty size. Swallow them as you wish, but don't piss me off.
I'm G rated compared to the putas you follow.
I want a morning of deep regret... The kind only loose women & cheap booze can bring....
"If you got a problem yo I'll solve it, check out the hook while my DJ revolves it" -Dalai Lama
You can wish for all your New Year's dreams to come true, but the dishwasher still doesn't empty itself.