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The Melting Pot is a bit out of my budget, but I negotiated with the chef to fill our fondue pot with Corn Flakes and 2%.
Status Update: typing at my keybored. See what I did? Cause I'm typing and also I'm bored. *please don't unfollow me
Foolish to keep buying fancy new electronic gadgets when we all know the secret to happiness is eating more.
Pizza understands me
Don't ever take my advice on the Internet unless you like waking up dead in a ditch
How To Get The Girl:
1. Always make her a priority.
3. No exceptions.
4. Repeat steps 1-3.
It really is that easy.
So much fedora in this weekend twitter.
Rulebooks are a great way to start a fire.
Traveling to Europe and met a guy whose name is the same as my flight confirmation number.
104℃ and counting..
I come in peace. Take me to your pharmacist.
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