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I actually can't wait for Christmas; then everyone can pretend to be Christians instead of pretending they know shit about witchcraft.
TOMORROW IS SAMHAIN ARE YOU GUYS HELLA STOKED??
Science says Westerners have developed a gene that makes us grumpy. I knew a Jean once who made me grumpy..
Q. Says some times he's so lonely he slams his brakes so the seat belts will hug him..
Real men do the dishes.
Married men do the dishes...or else.
You know what people never riot over? The result of the annual Wrestlemania main event.
Has milk been gotten? Has there been any getting of milk?
There's no way I'm calling you Daddy. Unless it's for my "fake a pregnancy" break-up technique.
I hope TLC finds another obscure subset of the population to exploit.
I don't defend Gian Ghomeshi; I defend the right of anyone accused of a crime to have their day in court, not the court of social media.
An anonymous allegation is not "evidence" all you "lawyers" in the courts of social media weighing in on Gian Ghomeshi.
A bug fell in my cleavage and now I'm just waiting for it to die.
My vagina needs her beauty rest.
*Hugs Kansas City*
What the hell is happening in Canada?
*answers door to trick-or-treaters*
Good news! I ate all the candy, so you wouldn't get fat! Ummmm.... YOU'RE WELCOME?