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I dislike Canada. They rarely ever get involved in anything, then out of nowhere unleashes a Justin Bieber on us. That's dirty politics.
Mate: I'm hungry, I want tuna.
Me: get a lesbian
Mate: I'll just have spaghetti.
Me: get an italian lesbian
Mate: you need to leave twitter!
Dear God, if I am stranded on a deserted island, I ask that you provide me access to Facebook. I will need that final push to kill myself.
Cigarette package: "Smoking can kill" Pfft!
Vogue cigarette package: "Smoking can cause premature skin ageing" WHAT?! *steps away from it*
Hold your thought. I'm attempting to give a shit....
Never get into a debate with Americans. They might get the bible out.
Aww😘 RT @debraruh: “@rejuvapet:Baby Elephant Rescued From Ditch By Helpful Train Passengers http://www.ecorazzi.com/2014/02/20/baby-elephant-rescued-from-ditch-by-helpful-train-passengers/ … … pic.twitter.com/b0M3cyWhY8
Almost 1am. Leaving in the morning. Haven't packed. Always a last minute gal. Chilled. Panic is not my style. 😎 Ready or not, Lithuania.
ROFLYSST = Rolling On Floor Laughing, Yet Somehow Still Typing!
Surest way to not appear a massive cunt when somebody on Twitter pays you a compliment is to hit Reply instead of Retweet With Comment.
How do some of you who follow thousands of people manage your timeline? I follow 110 and it's driving me insane! -_-
What's the point of treadmills? People pay for gym membership... drive from home/office to the gym... to walk... inside a building! ¯\(ツ)/¯
Must suck when people don't understand you're joking. And a kick in the teeth when you have to explain the joke.
A female Jekyll/Hyde. Caring Compassionate. Opinionated Outspoken. ღ ღ Jewellery designer ღ ღ Twitter is where I think OUT LOUD