@A2thaQ's (Abu X) most faved Tweets...
Do I like your drawing? Of course not, you're 6, you can't draw for shit. Now rephrase that question, ask me if I like your effort
I've been ringing this bell for like an hour now. I'm starting to think I don't have a butler after all.
I think the biggest difference between Twitter and Facebook is that on Twitter nobody even pretends to have a social life
I have to go pick up my kid from daycare. Just waiting for the pillow creases to come off my face so I can pretend I did stuff today.
Anybody seen that new Bin Laden tape yet? Did he mention me? Like in the end, where he does his shout outs?
Just had a webcam chat with a girl from Saudi Arabia. Everything went well until she showed her eyes. I'm just not into fast women like that
I have a few "normal" tweeters in my follow list, and sometimes a tweet of theirs pops up in my timeline and I'm all like "I don't get it".
Right after I got out of bed this morning, I found out my toes can *almost* fit under my bedroom door. Related: FUCKMOTHERFUCKOUCHTHATHURT!
I have been on hold for so long, I could have easily driven down there and shove my foot up their ass in person
It's not that I mind that my neighbour is rehearsing with his band in his livingroom, I just wish ONE of them could actually play. Or die.
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Someone just told me I'm a sweet and gentle person deep down inside. Right before I dropkicked her ass for sheer entertainment
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I just cut myself on an IKEA kitchen knife. In good Muslim fashion I will now go stand in front of the Swedish embassy and burn their flag.
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I always have trouble deciding if it's "lie" or "lay". That is also probably one of the reasons I can't hold a relationship.
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Having kids around the house is a sure way of catching an illness every now and then. Bunch of little Outbreak monkeys.
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My 6 y/o just sneezed so I told him he's catching a cold and we better stay in all day and play Xbox. Parenting FTW
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I don't know about Google Wave, but I have an invite to my kick-ass pajama party with your name on it right *here*
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