6th grade conversation:
hey
hey
wats up
nm
wbu
same
cool
so who do u like
you
oh ok
do u like me
yea
lets date👫
ok
ily
ily2❤

I’m adopting kids so they can’t blame me when they’re ugly

When I was younger I watched sex in the city just to see if they was gon have sex. But they never did.

people who hang up the phone without saying, "bye."

We really need a new Baby Face. I guess maybe Frank Ocean. Or John Legend. Still - not quite. Maybe I'm #GenX biased.

beyonce: *makes a song specifically about being a grown and independent woman*
gay males: THIS IS MY ANTHEM

I get mad when people take 10 years to text back, then I look at my phone & realize I forgot to hit send

Girls with thick thighs 😍>>>

Friends don't let friends have new friends.

Short girls >>>>>>> 😍👌

U GOTTA SLAP A BITCH WHILE SHE SLEEP SO SHE KNOW NOT TO CHEAT ON U IN REAL LIFE OR HER DREAMS

Make it stoooop RT "@sktv_: DDRAKE.......the 1st D is silent pic.twitter.com/bmwIRNeAAR"

Short Girls = Fun Size! -> 4'11", 5'0", 5'1", 5'2", 5'3", 5'4", 5'5"

Candace has a frank ocean obsession, while i only have a frank ocean addiction. theres a difference. Mine is better. @lesean_dawn

me: *gets good grade*
grade: *goes up .01 %*
me: *gets bad grade*
grade: *goes from A to D*

Ever since I met #oomf no one else has been worth thinking about.

F*ck what you heard. Try asking me first.

Pain makes people change.

When i get 2k followers i'm buying all my followers a Spicy McChicken from the dollar menu

Too many funerals, not enough graduations, too many baby showers, not enough weddings.