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6th grade conversation:
so who do u like
do u like me
I’m adopting kids so they can’t blame me when they’re ugly
When I was younger I watched sex in the city just to see if they was gon have sex. But they never did.
people who hang up the phone without saying, "bye."
beyonce: *makes a song specifically about being a grown and independent woman*
gay males: THIS IS MY ANTHEM
I get mad when people take 10 years to text back, then I look at my phone & realize I forgot to hit send
Girls with thick thighs 😍>>>
Friends don't let friends have new friends.
Short girls >>>>>>> 😍👌
U GOTTA SLAP A BITCH WHILE SHE SLEEP SO SHE KNOW NOT TO CHEAT ON U IN REAL LIFE OR HER DREAMS
Short Girls = Fun Size! -> 4'11", 5'0", 5'1", 5'2", 5'3", 5'4", 5'5"
me: *gets good grade*
grade: *goes up .01 %*
me: *gets bad grade*
grade: *goes from A to D*
F*ck what you heard. Try asking me first.
Pain makes people change.
When i get 2k followers i'm buying all my followers a Spicy McChicken from the dollar menu
Too many funerals, not enough graduations, too many baby showers, not enough weddings.
` Just a Teen Living In A small Place Doing BIG Things♥