@zackkahn at @silverlakelnge . http://t.co/YNgvJ1gr

And the Greyhound people rejoiced, that they heard the Word of Gumby Brown. #ThisShirtIsBeloved @wyomingisdope @greenhorsemusic

12 Angry Men. #DescribeYourSexLifeWithAMovie

Last night's @parksandrecnbc was an instant favorite of the season. Very very well done, @meganamram !

hello, mario. @silverlakelnge

A watched cell phone never boils. But someone just sent a really f'd up text to my pot.

@birbigs you make me want a pizza pillow.

@wyomingisdope Don't make me beat you to it... *wink*

Helloooooo, Utah! Your token Thanksgiving Atheist has arrived!

Gonna have to miss this as I ready to head out of town, but I love the @irontomband boys & they're playing for FREE @thesatellitela tonight!

So, Biden won the debate. #BigDeal Mac lost the weight #BiggerDeal #AlwaysSunny

#BreakingNews : My pizza's good.

@zackkahn yeah - it's hard to go wrong where SMartin's concerned. Thanks!

I just found $25 in a coat pocket. I'm gonna buy "Bananas" (@findmikefoster) *so* many diet cokes at @elcidla tonight!

@zackkahn that's my favorite yet. well done.

I think I'm about to sell my room to an actor simply because I liked his reel. #WelcomeToLA

word to the not-so-wise (people like me); if you're going to quit facebook, don't dload your fb archive & read it the following day. yikes.

@findmikefoster if I had a nickel for every time...

For a funny & informative #FF : @normmacdonald @ardentatheists @rickshapirotv @sho_greenroom @dougstanhope @pattonoswalt @thestevenweber :)

@butterwolf is one of my most favorite people ever.