Chicken-and-cheese-naan-as-a-service.

@bajopants very much. We’ve now finally seen the Doctor’s first flight in the TARDIS. So happy.

@torrez you know, that + auto-update all social media accounts and I think you’ve got a BIG winner.

Necromancers rule OK.

+5 ongoing necrotic damage from that chorus.

Well, if I get to 95 I’d hope I could hold up a double bass as well as this chap.

See what I mean about low energy? San Marino’s entry started off dead.

Warm-up act is pretty snazzy. I do think Eurovision should still have a live orchestra!

Croatia was robbed! #eurovision

Serbia’s outfits are going for the kinky Care Bears demographic.

Now they’re chicken dancing. I think they’re trying to sabotage this poor boy #belgium #eurovision

@patrickneville oh, Jedward transcend ethnicity and culture and good taste.

Ireland’s entrant has just told Jedward that they have failed Starling City.

One day the costume change is going to be the singer turning from a semi-trailer into Optimus Prime. And I will cheer. #SBSEurovision

I’m just going to go ahead and say “key chafe” was a deliberate typo.

Sweden is the future and has been for at least the last 50 years.

Strap in, kids. We’re drinking heavily and watching Eurovision.

“Slings and Arrow”: Oliver Queen tells a production of Hamlet that it has failed Starling City.

@rowankaiser I can’t think of any game that wouldn’t be better as turn-based isometric.

@patrickneville @torrez the only way to please the entire demographic is a spectrum gradient. And drop-shadows.