I'd rather be covered in spiders than feel this shitty

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I just missed my chair and broke my ass

run, run as fast as you can, you can't catch me, I'm the vengeful ghost of a ginger, man

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don't want to get overwhelmed

just one, not the set

thinking about boob

#IRememberIGotInTroubleFor pooping in the confessional booth. forgiveness my ass

a special 2 hour long event on the next real 2d housewives of anime

a special dog the bounty hunter episode of my cat from hell

@ysengrim u realy tails it like it is. without a shadow of a doubt. sonic.

im a sophisticated bithc

dont call me your fancy japan words and expect me to droip my pants

#MyGirlFriendNotAllowedTo make fun my gramer no more

watching my girlfriend blow up a balloon on camera and I'm so not turned on in the sightest

"this ain't my first rodeo" is one of those sayings that make me hate texas

going to the alamo was always the lamest field trip

9/11 remember the alamo never forget the alamo

remember the ice cream a la mode