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AClkwrkStarfish
Fuckin A' you guys are making me out to be some twitter slut-whore thing. I am insulted and a little turned on. Stop it.
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AClkwrkStarfish
I'm not a virus. I'm more like something good you can't shake. Like a baby.
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AClkwrkStarfish
I have to wonder sometimes if some girls actually aspire to be hos.
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AClkwrkStarfish
I can't stand her music but Taylor Swift is cute in the absolutely fuckable kinda way.
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AClkwrkStarfish
4pm and I still haven't bothered putting on clothes. Awesome? Fuck yes.
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AClkwrkStarfish
I hate that cats can sleep anywhere. Its like, way to rub it in assholes. I could sleep on the fish tank too if I didn't think it'd break.
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AClkwrkStarfish
Seeking: nude male dancer.Dancing skills not a requirement.
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AClkwrkStarfish
Hearts on my panties, stars on my bra, clovers on my necklace, I'm almost lucky charms.
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AClkwrkStarfish
This no supervision thing has me giddy as a school girl. I wonder if anyone would notice if I masturbated in the back.
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AClkwrkStarfish
If you've missed me, get naked. NOW.
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AClkwrkStarfish
Dear Taylor Swift, If you were to show up naked at my front door, I would not be opposed. I'll allow you to scream or moan, just no singing.
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AClkwrkStarfish
I wish this bitch would stop trying to sell me weed and legal services. Its fucking confusing.
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AClkwrkStarfish
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity. #lastwords
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AClkwrkStarfish
If I hear one more mother fucking fart joke someone is getting his ass sewn shut.
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AClkwrkStarfish
just because you have a dick is no excuse to act like one.
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AClkwrkStarfish
autofellatio, now THAT'S entertainment!
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AClkwrkStarfish
If I ignore your call the first two times, DON'T FUCKING CALL BACK!
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AClkwrkStarfish
I had a terrible dream my hand was doing things I didn't want it to, I think some of it wasn't a dream though. *sigh*
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AClkwrkStarfish
aw man I'm fucked. he just said his first word and it sounded a lot like "die"
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AClkwrkStarfish
ah naked sitting next to my two favourite things, the laptop and a guitar. My kingdom on the couch. #StarfishWin
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