The first person to shake my hand when I returned from Iraq was a Vietnam Veteran. @iava @paulrieckhoff

@teapartycat Fun fact, @mittromney owns the USS Wisconsin

#PlacesYouWontFindAWife A bar

@thekayakmom But @justinbeveridge told me they were going to keep the statue but make it look the other way #psu #PennState

@justinbeveridge @ohhhhangie He played basketball for the Miami Heat. He and Lebron were close.

@lizardoid If men could get pregnant, abortions would be a sacrament.

I thought it was great when @mchammer followed me, but I know I've hit the big leagues now that @dakota_meyer follows me! #IAVA

@dcdebbie Condoms prevent minivans! #Tweet4Choice

That awkward moment when you don't know who Jason Collins is, only to find out he played on your cities NBA team. @thehyrepower

If You spent $800 million to not become president #youjustpulledaromney I spent $0 and had the same result

Clinton Portis is applauding Alfred Morris. What a class act. #Redskins #httr

Cleaning out my room and throwing away things. The 13 year old in me cries every time I throw out a Playboy.

@_killer_queen__ That's sweet of you because herpes is the gift which keeps on giving.

"I didn't do the most, or run the gravest danger. But I was proud to wear my country's uniform." #HappyVeteransDay to my fellow vets! #iava

@_killer_queen__ @miss__insanity How many times do you think @mittromney drops the N-bomb tonight?

@teapartycat Only one person running for president has signed anti-gun legislation. Hint: It's not Obama. #MittRomney

@ohaistepj @is_anyone_up @huntermoore #NBHNC

.@realdonaldtrump How come your cuff links are made in #China? #finaldebate #lynndebate #tcot #tlot pic.twitter.com/TF5RGp1B

If we're going to stop radical Islam can we also stop radical Christianity as well? #finaldebate #lynndebate

"Why don't poor people just buy more money?" - @mittromney #PresidentialDebate2012 #debate2012