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#iAmNotARepublicanBecause I understand that cutting safety nets for Poor while giving tax cuts to Wealthy will NOT solve the economic crisis
The Girl With The Drag Queen Tattoo #TitlesRuined
The Humane Centipede #BoringHorrorMovies
I am a Nigerian Prince being held captive in this cookie factory. If you help me, I will share my riches with you. #RejectedCookieFortunes
Shame and Regret and the City #PastTenseSitcoms
The NeverTrending Story #TitlesRuined
Meryl Streep will play Viola Davis in the movie. #Oscars #TweetRoast
Ashes to Ashes Recycled Remains - a Green company. #RejectedFuneralHomeNames *We use 100% Post Cadaver materials!
The Decapathon #TerribleOlympicSports ...no reason to lose your head
Binder Like Beckham #BinderFilms
#Romney hiding his income in off-shore accounts to avoid paying his Fair Share of taxes like the rest of us.#ThingsThatEnrageDemocrats
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