#iAmNotARepublicanBecause I understand that cutting safety nets for Poor while giving tax cuts to Wealthy will NOT solve the economic crisis

The Girl With The Drag Queen Tattoo #TitlesRuined 

The Humane Centipede #BoringHorrorMovies

I am a Nigerian Prince being held captive in this cookie factory. If you help me, I will share my riches with you. #RejectedCookieFortunes 

Shame and Regret and the City #PastTenseSitcoms 

The NeverTrending Story #TitlesRuined

Meryl Streep will play Viola Davis in the movie. #Oscars #TweetRoast

@speakerboehner Stop calling them "Job Creators"! If they were Job Creators #Unemployment wouldn't be an issue! #LetTaxCutsExpire

Ashes to Ashes Recycled Remains - a Green company. #RejectedFuneralHomeNames  *We use 100% Post Cadaver materials!

The Decapathon #TerribleOlympicSports ...no reason to lose your head

Binder Like Beckham #BinderFilms

Two words... "Muppet Conspiracy". #RomneyLossExcuses

@speakerboehner STOP Holding The American People Hostage! #LetTaxCutsExpire

#Romney hiding his income in off-shore accounts to avoid paying his Fair Share of taxes like the rest of us.#ThingsThatEnrageDemocrats

The Book of Moron #Mitterature

Are You Being Severed? #EvilSitcoms

Wii Airport Baggage Carousel #WorstWiiGameEver 

Boy. If the internet buzz is to be believed, this #Higgs woman must have Some Bosom.

Bi Girls Don't Cry #OneLetterMissingSongs

Sleepytime In Seattle #TeaMovies