Every time a Mother feels cold, she makes her kid dress warmer.

Feelings are naked. That is why we dress them with words.

People who write 'ma' instead of 'my', I sure hope you know your Ma is disappointed with your education.

She was odd. He was odd. Together, they were even.

Irony (n) - Hindus who go to a temple to pray to a goddess, and beat the ones living in their homes.

Women please, claiming all men are the same is like men calling all women who drink alcohol are sluts. Let's behave like people with IQs.

If we draw a venn diagram, love and logic would never touch.

It's been found in a scientific study that guys who address girls as "Dear" die virgin. No really.

Not knowing anything about a person is a major reason for attraction.

Pretty sure we spend half our lives waiting for the other person to text first.

You don't officially love someone until you hate them occasionally too.

There are two kinds of people:
1.) Those who read the newspaper every day religiously.
2.) And those who are cheerful, optimistic beings.

Getting better with words and worse with people.

'In denial' should be a relationship status too.

Between every cigarette that I smoke, I quit smoking.

When a girl says her lip-gloss tastes nice please know you're fucking idiot if you don't kiss her.

It's not love if you haven't texted them song lyrics yet.

"Siri, what's the date today?"

"Sorry, you have no dates today."

.@bdutt You're kidding me? You gave out the name of the hospital she's being shifted to and then you appeal for her privacy. Very logical.

Abhishek Bachchan doing a double role in Bol Bachchan. Two more reasons to not watch it.