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Headline: "Why is Robert Downey Jr the most valuable actor?" How to answer without saying 'because he's Robert Downey Jr.'
Jehovah's Witness Protection #newchurches
My 9yo son just shouted at the cat "You're not allowed in my inner sanctum". Confirmed: the boy is taking Evil Overlord lessons.
Just got a box of pears as a gift. One of them is wrapped in gold foil. I'm pretty sure whoever eats it will live forever.
I need a dream analysis: What does it mean when you dream of using ice cream sandwiches as acoustic tile?
Going on record: I am NOT interested in any show with the word "housewives" in the title....unless title also includes "zombies"
Ever watch "walking dead" and think how awesome it must be to NOT have to deal with a presidential election ads?
I am not going to recommend a FF for anyone....because I'm a GREEDY TYRANT and i want to keep my favorite people to MYSELF. so there.
When you say 'I love funyuns', you are not just saying it. You are saying 'I love funyuns' to yourself & Universe.#PutFunyunsInYokoOnoTweets
Yeah, I know it's marketing, but the fact that there is a REASON that I am getting an email from "Gob Bluth"....it just makes me giddy.
As I embark on another decade of life, I realize, embarking is so overrated. Barking, on the other hand, is kind of fun in crowded places.
Just read a typo "gluten for punishment" and instantly thought "Pillsbury dough boy is into S&M??". I need therapy.
Digression mad. Wit enthusiast. Amused. Delighted. XO