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It appears those who voted against gay marriage in Maine will get medical marijuana to treat their affliction of hatred & ignorance.
Northwest Airlines co-pilot says they weren't arguing or napping when they missed the airport by 150 miles. Only 1 explanation left: sex.
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That Oprah is a very wise woman. She's giving herself an entire year to spend all of her money before the end of the world in 2012.
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It's bad enough the cat is flexible enough to reach his own balls, but I don't think it's necessary for him to gloat about it.
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So, the space shuttle returned to Earth today. The economy must be improving if folks are coming from outer space for Black Friday.
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There's nothing quite like a 2a.m. cock-punch from a cat to ruin the 1st good night's sleep in weeks.
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When I grow up I hope I'm cool enough to be invited to a secret tweet-up. Only so I can decline the invitation.
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Broke the Cardinal rule of never asking a woman when is her baby due. I really pissed that guy off.
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A lot of people are excited about the release of the beta version of Microsoft Office 2010 I hope the nation's suicide hotlines are prepared
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Kikkoman now makes a lime soy sauce called Ponzu. I'm not falling for another Ponzu scheme I don't care how yummy it is.
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Wisdom has taught me it is preferable to get the stink eye from a cat than to receive the stink butt of a cat.
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Look, we have to bomb the moon. If we don't there's a chance it will use it WMDs to destabilize the region. #tcot #bushcheneyflashback
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