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Woman in front of me at mass has a huge mole on her neck in case anyone was wondering what ill be focused on
If I were president, every Monday would be mandatory sweat pants day.
A2: More than politics, it's best to try and understand people and how they work/how to deal with them best. I could be better at it #u30pro
Just licked an envelope from 1996. If I don't tweet tomorrow, I've pulled a Susan.
Is it just me or is Toto's "Africa" the best song ever? Finishing right ahead of Toto's "Rosanna," which was actually written about me.
Ticketmaster...where $37 tickets actually mean you're going to spend $53.05.
Quote from the bus driver after Bridesmaids: I am never seeing anymore movies with you four girls again.
Oh Berkeley Safeway, you never fail to take forever or be filled with awkward Cal kids.
Maybe all these 12:30 kickoffs and the 6 am arrival times they require are punishment for my potty mouth or some other bullshit.
We just walked up to a drive thru #TacoBell. Lovesit
Dear woman in the seat on Amtrak in front of me - please do not talk on the phone the whole trip. No one needs to hear that.