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just went grocery shopping so i could actually cook dinner tonight. and upon returning home, i went to the kitchen and ordered chinese food.
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"sex & candy" is a great song, but when you actually put the two together, it get's quite sticky. and gummy bears end up in weird places.
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'oh god! the dog wet on the picnic basket!' - national lampoon's vacation is best with a joint.
i swear
i swear
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if i didn't hit the refrigerator i totally could've made it over 30 feet in this chair with wheels.
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my dietitian told me to lay off the alcohol. the following morning he was found dead in a ditch. i hope he got the hint.
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taking my life with wine. it's better that way. also listen to radio by alkaline trio. i love that song.
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i guess ill smoke a joint and watch a couple of scary movies before work at 4. not how i want to spend today but i dont really have a choice
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