IT IS THEFT YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE: http://t.co/NsEQR1Lu

"From the creator of FAMILY GUY"- sign used to scare future humans away from nuclear waste storage sites.

.@scharpling the Eagles were the Coldplay of the seventies.

@pattonoswalt You should fill the back of the van with fertilizer, to represent the prequels.

Hey @scharpling I finished inking the art for the #BestShowWFMU t shirt! pic.twitter.com/1RJqs1fQ

Kudos, TIME magazine! Good to see Shepard Fairey make some more money off the #OWS protests. #NowSellingDissentAtUrbanOutfitters

"It's not the letter S. On my world it's the TAPOUT logo."

I've started a kickstarter to build my glorious golden tomb - for 10k you will be buried alive alongside my mummified corpse.

@jamesurbaniak Is it possible to secede from Spain and form an autonomous region in the north? Basquing for a friend.

If somebody built a steam-powered brass time machine and used it to erase the concept of "steampunk" from civilization, I'd be OK with that.

I wonder how many Oscar winners have tried to put their Oscar in their butt?

Remake idea: IT'S A MAD, MAD, MAD, MAD, MAD WORLD, BRO

Seriously, DO NOT FUCK WITH ME pic.twitter.com/aOMNIv4mUl

Ok Marvel Studios, let's get cracking on the Dr. Strange movie - Michael Fassbender stars, Grant Morrison writes, @edgarwright directs.

@radiomaru I just deleted my MySpace and smashed an AOL cd.

Driving through Kansas is like being in a Hanna-Barbera cartoon where they keep recycling the same background over & over

If I were a kid with cancer, I'd tell the Make-a-Wish folks that I want to see Bono kicked in the nuts by a donkey.

Dear SXSWers: no one else gives a shit.

You should all listen to my new podcast - just kidding, I don't have a podcast, but I'll be yelling out my window tonight, same as always.

OBL was a Gremlin? @pattonoswalt I doubt that waterboarding helped capture Bin Laden, but I'll bet it created dozens more.