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What's a bitcoin? Can I cash in my Sonic the Hedgehog rings to get them? Or my Super Mario coins?
Sometimes when I feel all stressed out, I close my eyes & imagine Luke Wilson telling me: "You've got a freak flag. You just don't fly it."
Don't forget to Instagram the shitty view out your bedroom window with things covered in snow this morning.
Boyfriend just bet me I can't work five "meow"s into dinner with his dad. Challenge accepted.
NYC: "The city that never sleeps" or as I like to call it... "The city that never shuts the hell up long enough for me to sleep"
Still fuckin tweeting from a bb over here like a peasant. #bbtweets
Unless you're bringing pie to the office today for me to eat, don't bring up pi day like it's something we should discuss.
I don't know what any of you are talking about.
I guess you can't expect someone who never took their job seriously as CEO to really take their firing seriously, either- right?
I can't wait for the Supe-BRO-bowl.
This is my first tweet from my iPhone 5... (Which feels so light, I'm not sure if I'm even holding anything or just typing on air)
If you're not using eggs as a vehicle for sriracha, you're doing it wrong.
Don't drop goldfish in my car. This is not a minivan.
Things I love: Investor Relations. Aerospace & Defense. Bears. The 1%. Narwhals. America. Ohio. High heels. Driving stick shift.