Breast milk icecream: For those who like to teet-er on the edge of insanity...

I love kate middletons pancakes!!... but I'd prefer her ham sandwich

"Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it's done, they've seen it done every day, but they're unable to do it themselves."

Black Swan: A beautiful mess

“Everybody does have a book in them, but in most cases that's where it should stay.”― Christopher Hitchens

How do you recover from missing your hairdressing appointment Twice?

"If you watch the movie jaws backwards, its a movie of a shark throwing up people until they need to open a beach"

"nightswimming, deserves a quiet night"

"If you're gonna get wet, might as well go swimming"

Religious people like following me - I must have that kind of face... :)

Feeling rather despondent (probably just tired) (anyway, that's now my word of the day)-(This may be continued as a theme)

My next door neighbour is letting of fireworks - It is november the 19th :-/

"The light at the end of the tunnel is always a train." - Wile E Coyote

I am never totally happy unless I have a pen in my hand; my body; or a keyboard

"Condemnation without investigation is the highest form of ignorance"
~Albert Einstein

Why do I seem to attract the weirdo's on facebook? The ones that chat to you like you've been friends for years. I find it 'hard' to block..

It's a late one, but goodnight :) zzz ....Cream - White Room http://t.co/TSG2Ei4S via @youtube

twitter i'm counting on you more than facebook, to listen to this; when I posted it on facebook, a tumbleweed went by http://t.co/UKT0lHKF

So, I was " really fantastic, and enthusiastic, and both of us really liked you", but alas, I did not get it

Job Interviews are like buses, you wait and wait for one and nothing comes; then when your back is turned, two come at once