Singing in whale with your best friend, because let's face it, there's no way either of you are ever getting laid. @un0riginallife

"I'm so disappointed; I will never get a blowjob, just because I don't have a penis. Dammit, I want a penis!" - @un0riginallife

"I want a penis, just for a day, so I could flop it out and hit people with it." - @un0riginallife

"if I was a guy I'd cut out people's mouths and just flop my dick through them. I'd be so proud!" oh god, my best friend @un0riginallife

Kejahaushandbisnaa @simpleplan @wethekings and @thenevereverau tomorrow night with @50daysoflove and @lights0utjanedo ..more than excited!!

#10TemanTerbaik @un0riginallife @50daysoflove @dylanneverever @jessneverever @laniiineverever @braddyneverever @pattyneverever <3

I feel so sorry for the next generation of children.

@un0riginallife @50daysoflove I love my lantern work! I want some just so I can do that again! :D I wore shoes cuz I'm not a dumbass:P

Sitting in @50daysoflove's sex lair with @un0riginallife … who's getting pregnant today…

#BestMemoryof2011 meeting @thenevereverau @monstergoesrawr and @theelectrokid :))

I think @dudeitsbian_nca is broken. She seems to be obsessed with pee.

Merry Christmas to my sister @un0riginallife and the beautiful @50daysoflove and of course @amazingphil and @danisnotonfire and my followers

@shaye_btchfh @kaitykatstack13 @legendofash she's being a bitch; she has no reason to be a bitch. Some girls just are.

“@un0riginallife: I was young and stupid and should have been put down before I did any damage! It's too late now!"

@shortstackband You helped me endure three years so far of relentless bullying and showed me that music will always be my salvation. #thanks

@bradiewebb sorry, spamming… xD you, @andyclemmensen and @shaundiviney should've seen Maroochydore… #shortstackpremiere #shortstackforever

@shaundiviney bang bang sexy, you won't forget me; bang bang sexy won't forget you

Oi Green Day, it's October now. Wake up!

#DearHair Oh the things you do when wet. Now I have a ringlet and the rest of my hair is dead straight.

It's always depressing when my iTunes credit runs out after five minutes...:(