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Today, 17 teens will take their own lives due to bullying... R-T if you care. #BeKind #SopBullying
Omegle should be called "Dickmegle"...Need I explain why?
Spongebob: "Can you hear me?" Patrick: "No, it's too dark."
Bitch please, I can remove 90% of your so called "Beauty" with a Kleenex.
I saw a baby; wearing a shirt saying; "Santa doesn't exist, but that's okay, cause I can't read."
Dear Santa - I've been good all year. Okay, most of the time. Well, once in a while. Ah fuck it....I'll buy my own shit.
Why I wear thick, fluffy socks: 1% comfort. 1% warmth. 98% increased ability to slide across floor like a fricken NINJA!
“Slut.” “Whore.” “Skank.” “Cunt” “Loser.” “Prostitute.” “Slag.” “Weirdo.” “Pig.” “Bitch.” “Freak.” "I love u." "I love u too!" = Bestfriends
Twinkle Twinkle Little whore. You're at school, not Jersey Shore. You're a slutty, orange mess. PLEASE GO FIND A LONGER DRESS.
2011: You mad bro? 1800: Are thou emotions irate?
When you're STRESSED you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate, and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is DESSERTS ;)
why was 6 afraid of 7? cause 789 .. not anymore, didn't you hear? 6 and 9 got together last night and 8 each other.
Hello substitute teacher....Goodbye assigned seats! :)
Boobies= Two flabby fat lumps on your chest. Butt= Another two fat lumps. The reason why these two body parts attract boys?=...nobody knows.
3² + y +8 [(x + 2y ²=a-z] + 2x ³ + (- 2z= 2. 4) + 10y - 5Z ³= k= 9x...Yeah, I can definitely see how this shit is gonna help me in life.
Did you know? Its impossible to say "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian? R-T if you tried :)
You know when you walk into a room and forget why you went in there? That's God playing Sims, he just cancelled your action.
So I'm invisible to you now? That's cool. I've always wanted a superpower :)
Cutting corners in P.E class because let's face it...you're a fearless bastard.
Rape my follow button & you have automatically become one of my Tweirdo's. If you like my tweets, retweet them. If you don't....I will slay you.