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seedy underbelly is what happens when a fat dachshund walks around in the kitchen of a bagel store
say "dude" out loud until you cum
the reason men like vaginal intercourse is so that their gross dicks are hidden for a while
tweeting is the most important thing i will ever do with my life
hi would you like to come over one day i can make you dinner and then you can stick your hand down my throat and rip my spine out
this is one of the best things about twitter. agreeing about butts
im gonna die from lack of hands on my ass
BLOOD | PHLEGM | YELLOW BILE | BLACK BILE
being horny as a religious experience
i had a law an order dream where someone went into a sleepover and replaced all the blankets with POISON BLANKETS//?
the worst insult is 'you're not a real horse'
almost just misspelled 'working' as "WORMKING"
things i am good at: 1. shaking my ass 2. i don't remember anything else
david bowie basically is a anime
maybe 'making it' means being able to punch through a wall when your upset without worrying about the cost to repair it or your deposit
guilt is a man who rips your hair out strand by strand. he has one pinky fingernail that's extra long. he doesn't brush his teeth.
click yes if you want the cute squid to keep kissing you
petition to make 'thraft' another word for 'penis'
if you like my flesh as much as i do you should help me turn it different colours
all over your nice ivy league suit/////nigella lawson but more butch