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Difference Between A Computer And A Woman:
A computer will not laugh at a three-and-a-half-inch floppy.
you know you're best friends when what happens to them feels like it's been done to you too.
#iloveyoubecause you're fit lol jk I'm not that shallow! it's 'cos you have money.
friends are like potatoes. if you eat them, they die.
you're wrong. so just sit there in your wrongness and be wrong, wrong-y.
zomg. I lost two followers.
Actually no, a pimms with loads of ice and fruit would be reeeeaally good.
I like how much the internet is celebrating Obama's win, and how some are already making campaign posters for Clinton 2016.
I actually miss Rishi. Good job he can't see this, I wouldn't want him to think I actually care...
I'm fighting a losing battle with my hair.
A guy just got kicked off the bus. How dramatic.
do you ever get reminded of your ex by some unfortunate circumstance and think really? What was I on? WHY?