Difference Between A Computer And A Woman:

A computer will not laugh at a three-and-a-half-inch floppy.

you know you're best friends when what happens to them feels like it's been done to you too.

#iloveyoubecause you're fit lol jk I'm not that shallow! it's 'cos you have money.

friends are like potatoes. if you eat them, they die.

you're wrong. so just sit there in your wrongness and be wrong, wrong-y.

zomg. I lost two followers.

Actually no, a pimms with loads of ice and fruit would be reeeeaally good.

I like how much the internet is celebrating Obama's win, and how some are already making campaign posters for Clinton 2016.

I actually miss Rishi. Good job he can't see this, I wouldn't want him to think I actually care...

I'm fighting a losing battle with my hair.

A guy just got kicked off the bus. How dramatic.

do you ever get reminded of your ex by some unfortunate circumstance and think really? What was I on? WHY?

@thea_wilko christmas number 1 is announced next week on christmas day :P

hello, you don't deserve anyones nasty comments. you are lovely, and individual and beautiful — :) http://4ms.me/hKn8W1

29- name 2 people who are your best friendsjust two, forget the rest for a min… — Olivia Evans and... Abbie Poat :) http://4ms.me/fCEE6F

23- if you could only live on one food, what would you choose? — grapes http://4ms.me/fZP6lo

@just_oliviaa I just opened my mouth really widely while I yawned just 'cos I knew you weren't there to yawn rape me ;)

I love @just_oliviaa and Abbie Poat. I don't know what I'd do without them <3

i hate anonymously. — you can't hate an adverb... and that's ironic. ;D http://4ms.me/e18JDQ