@14_yr_old_etard *Urgnt REQ* 2Yr old/ needs O -ve blood in Northern Coal Field-Nehru Hospital, Singrauli, MP. Cnct Sunil +918720069173 Pl RT

@mojorojo NO! According to Shiv Sena it's Conductivity! #BenFranklinturnsinhisgrave

'It's so overt, it's covert!'

Don't try to make everyone happy. You'll end up being miserable. #fact

@mojorojo also, chk this infographic out! think it'd help.  http://imgur.com/gallery/dZvak2P 

Hrithik has 6 bt he doesn't make a website 4 it RT @bombaytext: Didn't knw Mickey Mouse only has 4 fingers? Find more weird facts abt Disney

had a rollicking time @laughfactorymum last evenin w/ @rochantipre n @lazybuggerrao. All 3 @sapanv @absolutelydanny and @amoghranadive rockd

or Winzip RT @calmchor Trying to construct a one-page resume feels quite like Twitter.

@purvaja u should smile more often...it gives a warm fuzzy feeling to the rest of us!

Many Many happy returns of the day to the most prolific journalist of the Times - @purvaja :P

diyar @yoda_bot, pliss improve inglis n may b then wi can talk. @purvaja

or get laid off RT @thesatbir
You could blow your job. RT @smellmyarmpits: Anyone got laid by using LinkedIn? Asking for a friend.”

Best start of day EVER! first @purvaja calls then a school teacher finds me on facebook! :)

this @purvaja is the sweetest darn person alive. She can stay up all night n keep chkin on u all day if u r nt well. :)

Primal Fiction #MashupMoviesNow

@bitchwanti ppl acting as alarm clocks can be shot/jailed. Sleeping being a fundamental right n all..

i am every girl's punching bag. They call, they vent and then they turn on me! #FML

@stupidusmaximus "Anna ko Khaana khilana mushkil hi nahi, namumkin hai" #OverheardatMMRDA

or the Google "let it snow" RT"@14_yr_old_etard: My computer is frozen again. But that has nothing to do with the winter."

Rup(ee)vati RT @rameshsrivats: The #rupee is feeling so low now that Rahul Gandhi is planning to pay a visit to it.