Everybody! Get yourself stoked for @braves opening day with Beasts from the East! RT RT RT! #GoBraves  http://youtu.be/Fj-PAQ6EIrk 

@c_johnson28 WELCOME TO BRAVES COUNTRY CJ. I made this song and video about you guys! Watch it?!  http://youtu.be/Fj-PAQ6EIrk 

I've received two hate tweets from @phillies fans this morning saying "YOUR stupid." I'm basking in such wonderful irony. #GoBraves

Jordan Shafer chilling in front of the 420 sign is one of the best things I've ever seen. #420NO pic.twitter.com/aWWIEYlLBo

Any squirrel can be a flying squirrel if you've got a good arm.

Evan Gattis? More like Evan Battis! Shut up, it's late. Don't unfollow me please.

Today, I celebrate the greatest day in history. Thankful today and every day that death no longer has dominion over us. #JesusIsAlive

Classy move on the NCAA's part to let Georgia Tech play on Monday so that GT students/athletes wouldn't miss any Dragon Con.

#ThatsWhatsUpton

For those asking, I just posted the lyrics to #BeastsFromTheEast here:  http://www.aaronchewning.com/  #ChopArmStrong

Rule #1 of rec softball: hit it at the guy in the cargo shorts.

If the rapture happens right now and you're left behind, go pick up one of 60,000+ free pairs of TOMS at the Georgia Dome! #Passion2013

Commenting "you don't know that" on everyone's mom photo that have captions like "best mom in the world." Making so many friends.

This is craziest morning of all mornings. Thanks to all who've shared the video! I CAN'T BREATHE. #ChopArmStrong  http://youtu.be/Fj-PAQ6EIrk 

.@ludacris Pretty dumb how you haven't made a line of watch's called LUDAWRIST WATCHES with the slogan ALL I DO IS WHEN.

SORRY FILM DEGREE, IM GOING TO BE A FARMER NOW

Rome, GA was probably built in a day.

Of course this #OpeningCeremony wasn't as good as China's because in this country, people are allowed to say no. #OLYMPICS2012

.@eharmony Jus figured out how to playy Truly Madly Deaply on the keyboard. Herez my new pic. Plz show all the womans. pic.twitter.com/QTvtMfOT

At 6, I'll be on the jumbotron at the Ted! Be here! #BeastsFromTheEast