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Abstinence makes the church grow fondlers.
Don't forget to pay £2.00 to park somewhere and £3.50 for a coffee but be disgusted by the cost of music today, world.
People called Lloyd need to settle down with the 'L's' and save some for future generations. I've got my eye on you too, Llamas...
A lot more people would go to church if it had free WiFi and also if God was real.
I'm going to the zoo. Your day is irrelephant.
If everyday is a gift today was socks.
Curling is my favourite Olympic sport that also looks like the athletes are trying to get a stray cat to eat out of their hand late at night
Just talking to my cousin about how debilitating and dark a mental break down can be, and he offered me a fucking m&m. 5 year olds are dicks
Rioting for justice is like fucking for virginity.
That moment, when you're cutting wrapping paper and the scissors start to glide like a bird on a thermal. That's my utopia.
Is Morgan Freeman narrating tomorrow?
We've just been confirmed to play the main stage at The Isle Of Wight Festival on Sunday June 15th. I'm ridiculously excited about this.
There is a girl on this train who appears to have used Nutella for foundation.
I don't see what the big deal is with the yoga mat chemicals being found in Subway's rolls. Hello, yoga is good for you.
I'm still upset about Molly Ringwolds choice of underwear in The Breakfast Club. Also, Afghanistan