Shouldn't it be Catherine Zeta-Jones-Douglas? Who the hell are those other people?

Ugh. It's like Hootie doesn't even care about the Blowfish anymore.

@aaronfullerton Aaronnnn! <3

@aaronfullerton already trying to figure out how to watch it during a wedding.

If I knew a black guy who looked like Joey Tribbiani I'd definitely call him Matt LeNoir.

if I had a time machine I'd go back and explain to Hitler how bad his personal brand was becoming

Let's turn this Pizza Hut into a pizza home.

@aaronfullerton
USA's next hit!
 http://www.tv.com/news/our-10-most-anticipated-new-shows-for-summer-2013-136925751584/ …

@aaronfullerton Is this a stalled real-estate deal from the 2008 collapse? #arresteddevelopment

Heart-wrenching scene in new Fast & Furious when Vin Diesel docks with Paul Walker & cum blasts him out of the flaming wreckage of a Viper.

Imma break yall off a little preview of the remix pic.twitter.com/mWancNo0fn

@sortabad @aaronfullerton That's what I was going to say. Yeah hair!

@aaronfullerton she was probably still talking about the Real Housewives even if you couldn't understand it

@aaronfullerton Only thing better would be if she were your dental hygienist.

@aaronfullerton Never did a fist bump...but I'd give you a hug if we ever met. (Relax, I'm far away and don't travel.) :D

@aaronfullerton it's like we live the same life on parallel tracks...

@aaronfullerton That name is whiter than Shawn White Washington.

@aaronfullerton Quite possibly the most British middle class name ever.

@aaronfullerton whenever I hear I hear his name I hear "uncircumcised traitor"

@aaronfullerton I think I just threw up a little...