Apparently Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber broke up. Hide your band dudes, hide your male popstars, and hide your teen idols. You're next.

Okay school, it's been fun (loljk), but I think it's time we go our separate ways...take a break...see other people...It's not me, it's you.

"I want to thank Michael Jackson, because without him none of us would be here." What is that even supposed to mean? MJ is God now?

@radiodisney I think 2011's breakout star will be @actionitemband! They're such sweet, talented, and hard-working guys!

"OMG CAMERON IS GOING TO SEE ONE OF THE #twolesbianscenes"

@ZachAllstar My stars, you are beautiful. http://therealabbylouisee.tumblr.com/post/2773067075/my-hot-boyfriend

To whom this may concern: Last night at 3am, it was my dad in the bathroom.

I should be writing a paper, but this website is killing me. http://yes.thatcan.be/my/next/tweet/

Okay. I hate whales. Why is this so funny. The profile picture, omg. http://twitter.com/markshamu

@anthonyli @Gina_Levy @itsmevickyb Wait, would Willy Wonka be wearing his top hat?

I'm never taking this off. http://twitpic.com/2nvn1p

My twitter feed just exploded because @AllstarWeekend got married. Oh my gosh you guys, hahahahaaha.

Someone could have told me my sister had friends over before I decided to go downstairs wearing my bra over my shirt.

@nickjonas I feel like you're going to age quite nicely so I decided to add that to the list of reasons we should get married. Okay call me.

@YungRyFunk I really appreciated it.

"You are always ticking inside of me and I dream of you more often than I don’t."

I'm going to listen to @AllstarWeekend's "ALL THE WAY" tomorrow ALL THE WAY to school because I went ALL THE WAY to target to buy it today.

Happy Birthday to the love of my life, my sun and my stars, etc. @nickjonas!!!

So a helium atom walks into a bar, the bartender says “Im sorry sir but we dont serve noble gasses here”. The helium doesn't react......HAHA