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I learned something today. Never trust a straight man with a monogrammed tote bag.
"We were a motley crew. But we banded together, despite our differences, to throw rocks at the yuppies' kids," he said over an Awful Awful.
I spilled 1/2 a cup of melted butter all over the gym class schedule while baking a 2 layer German chocolate cake. Irony is an asshole.
Just bought my cap and gown. This is happening.
Ridiculous/genius holiday tip: Put your Christmas tree in front of a mirror, and then you'll get TWO Christmas trees.
Dear cat, Do you know why they call it a laptop? Because it was on my lap until you pushed it off with your super cute legs.
When planning for our wedding, Ted always puts costs in terms of synthesizer prices. Wedding photographer or Waldorf Q+ Phoenix edition.
Hand clutching nutella emerges from lump of yellow fleece blanket on the couch. I thought he was taking a nap. Sneaky.
Breaking personal news as it happens: I saw a fake mustache on the sidewalk.
It's not the size of the state that matters, it's how hot their weiners are. #RI
Me: "Would you ever want to go to Burning Man?" Him: "I don't know. I can't see myself enjoying one of those multi-human camp out fests."
I am you.
RI is so small. Sometimes it's a good thing. But, in a tough economy, it can feel like a collar that's way too tight.
Design-minded librarian, metalsmith, dancer. Like in Flashdance, but with glasses.