I learned something today. Never trust a straight man with a monogrammed tote bag.

"We were a motley crew. But we banded together, despite our differences, to throw rocks at the yuppies' kids," he said over an Awful Awful.

I spilled 1/2 a cup of melted butter all over the gym class schedule while baking a 2 layer German chocolate cake. Irony is an asshole.

Happy news! I accepted a position at USC as Curator for the Lewis Carroll Collection. @betteroffted and I are moving to Los Angeles in June!

Tonight at Local 121/Speakeasy in Providence, @betteroffted is playing a show. 10:30PM. Come hang out.

Someone is dropping hints for Santa to bring him his own floor pillow/ bed.  http://instagr.am/p/TlSlrcgo4A/ 

"When I want to learn about guitar stuff, I want to hear it from a long hair." (Man, @betteroffted is on fire tonight.)

@betteroffted yes!

Just bought my cap and gown. This is happening.

Ridiculous/genius holiday tip: Put your Christmas tree in front of a mirror, and then you'll get TWO Christmas trees.

Dear cat, Do you know why they call it a laptop? Because it was on my lap until you pushed it off with your super cute legs.

When planning for our wedding, Ted always puts costs in terms of synthesizer prices. Wedding photographer or Waldorf Q+ Phoenix edition.

As of last Friday, @betteroffted and I are ENGAGED!! http://twitpic.com/4141ng

Hand clutching nutella emerges from lump of yellow fleece blanket on the couch. I thought he was taking a nap. Sneaky.

Breaking personal news as it happens: I saw a fake mustache on the sidewalk.

It's not the size of the state that matters, it's how hot their weiners are. #RI

Me: "Would you ever want to go to Burning Man?" Him: "I don't know. I can't see myself enjoying one of those multi-human camp out fests."

My Etsy shop is finally up!! Check it out at http://abbysaunders.etsy.com

Dear Hungry,

I am you.

RI is so small. Sometimes it's a good thing. But, in a tough economy, it can feel like a collar that's way too tight.