"Did you just use my joke in front of me?" @mrt1m to a guy who was telling us a joke last night. Poor guy tryna convince us it was HIS joke!

Cc @mrt1m RT @bigconcerts: #RihannaSA Diamonds World Tour – Tickets go on sale for JHB on 11th April and CPT on 12th April @ Computicket

Cc @gwaz007 ☹ RT @richsus: @keyshiacole YOUR OWN MOTHER WASHED MY CAR THIS MORNING FOR TWO DOLLARS AND ALL YOU WORRIED ABOUT IS A BEY SINGLE

Lol RT @_sirprincess: Me: Hi there, I'm looking for...
German: 9!
Me: ...
Me: looking for directions to the ...  http://m.tmi.me/M0mUC 

XD RT @lulu_luwela: :'D "@cleo04patra: When friends even have to hold somebody away from the circle like it's a fight. :'-D"

Blasphemy! RT @mrmtila: Bruuuuh RT @assholeofdayear: Beyonce made too many hoodrat anthems to not have been a hoe at some point in her life.

That tweet I RT'd is the most sane thing Tim has ever tweeted! @madamejojobear

:'D RT @spokyjama: LOL!!! RT @tokyo_trev: Apartheid spy RT @miss_concept: My granny speaks better english than most democracy babies

You're a bad person Tim @mrt1m

I'm home. I miss YOU. Come home. RT @mrmtila: AbuleleAdams I miss u.

Ignorance RT @meshachade: Based on what grounds? RT AbuleleAdams: Some South Africans like to think they are a special breed of human Mesh

Hhhe??? RT @mtvnews Frank Ocean confirms bisexuality and also opens up about prior relationship with R&B singer Miguel

RT @youthlabza: Bapela: SA spends more money on education than Uganda, but results in Uganda greater than in SA. #YouthParliamnet

#DownWithScreenMunching

WOW! RT @sboshmafu: AB De Villiers is engaged now? There goes his form. Why do you think Kallis has been successful for so long?

Say exactly that RT @thenighttales: What is the correct protocol for the post breakup "i want all the shit i left at ur house" scenario????

Paaaarrrtttty!!! RT @mrt1m: Dissertation compleeeeeeeeted!! Woohoo!!

Or "Jayiva jou nonsense' RT @wasanga_mayhem: Why would you carry on dancing after someone's screamed, "Jayiva wena bastard!"?

RT @girlsline: Behind every girl’s favorite song, is an untold story.

WOW! RT @doritosoverhoes: The secret to tenderizing meat is to let the meat listen to Drake for at least three hours before grilling.