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"But farts won't warm you in winter." ~proverbs
Still bummed out that no one offered to tase me last Friday.
If you can find it, watch it. RT @devincf: QUANTUM LEAP Told The Best JFK Assassination Story Ever http://badassdigest.com/2013/11/21/quantum-leap-told-the-best-jfk-assassination-story-ever/ … via @badassdigest
Sometimes I have a shitty day but then I remember there human beings whose entire 500 tweet timelines are to one celebrity.
I hope microwaved coffee is my closest brush with apocalyptic living.
I am not my emoji. I am not my emoji.