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If Pakistani PM is Nawaz Sharif, our PM is Na-awaz Na-Sharif.
Hey girls, two reasons why a guy doesn't text you back :-
1. He has a girlfriend.
2. You are his girlfriend.
What do you mean Pitbull's first name isn't 'Featuring'?
"Hello, am I speaking to Sachin Tendulkar? Sir, I'm calling from HDFC Bank sir, regarding our Retirement Plan ..." *click*
Please hang this picture, no wait I'll hang myself #KillerEnglish
Still speaking at three times louder than your normal voice if it's an international call #TypicalIndianMentality
We live in a country where the IPL tournament is fixed and the IRCTC website still isn't.
The guy you'd take a bullet for, is sometimes the one behind the trigger.
Before Nokia was connecting people, there was Daakia.
Boss sends email, then sends chat msg "I sent an email", then comes to desk saying "I sent an email". Boss must love Ekta Kapoor serials.
You don't like Sardaar jokes? Yaar, ek toh Banta hai!
Sonakshi Sinha probably tells men, "Hey! My eyes are down here!"
The more shoes you own, the lesser you walk.
Bhaag Milkha Bhaag
Run Lola Run
Jaa Simran Jaa
Bol Radha Bol
Sun Sahiba Sun
Funny how most people's #10ThingsToEatBeforeIDie list would also be their #10ThingsIAteThatLedToMyDeath list.
If I ever ran into Abhishek Bachchan, I'd make a wish. Because falling star.
I'm feeling so patriotic today, I just flagged all of my emails.
Sachin Tendulkar joined Facebook, saw the Wall and said, 'Aila! Dravid!'
#iPhone5 India wishlist:
1) Predict India's monsoon
2) Goa trip planner
3) Maggi Recipes app
4) Forever Alone Kundli Matcher
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