If Pakistani PM is Nawaz Sharif, our PM is Na-awaz Na-Sharif.

Hey girls, two reasons why a guy doesn't text you back :-

1. He has a girlfriend.
2. You are his girlfriend.

Please hang this picture, no wait I'll hang myself #KillerEnglish

What do you mean Pitbull's first name isn't 'Featuring'?

Still speaking at three times louder than your normal voice if it's an international call #TypicalIndianMentality

"Hello, am I speaking to Sachin Tendulkar? Sir, I'm calling from HDFC Bank sir, regarding our Retirement Plan ..." *click*

Funny how most people's #10ThingsToEatBeforeIDie list would also be their #10ThingsIAteThatLedToMyDeath list.

#iPhone5 India wishlist:

1) Predict India's monsoon
2) Goa trip planner
3) Maggi Recipes app
4) Forever Alone Kundli Matcher

Sachin Tendulkar joined Facebook, saw the Wall and said, 'Aila! Dravid!'

You don't like Sardaar jokes? Yaar, ek toh Banta hai!

We live in a country where the IPL tournament is fixed and the IRCTC website still isn't.

The guy you'd take a bullet for, is sometimes the one behind the trigger.

I'm feeling so patriotic today, I just flagged all of my emails.

Before Nokia was connecting people, there was Daakia.

If I misbehaved, every teacher's inner DJ would come out. "Put your hands up in the air!" #SchoolDaysMemories

No matter what anyone says, Ricky Ponting's biggest achievement will be throwing Sharad Pawar off the stage after a presentation ceremony

If I ever ran into Abhishek Bachchan, I'd make a wish. Because falling star.

Sonakshi Sinha probably tells men, "Hey! My eyes are down here!"

I think the only person who enjoyed Sushil Kumar Shinde's comment on Jaya Bachchan in Parliament, was Rekha.

"I want to restore myself to factory settings" #BreakUpLines