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Dad sees Sunny Leone on Comedy Nights with Kapil : "Arre yeh wohi hai na ..."
Me : :-/
Dad : "... jo Bigg Boss mein thi!"
Me : *Phew!*
Hey Suzanne, it's called alimony not allyourmoney.
The only true minority in India is taxpayers. 2.9% of the total population.
What do you mean Pitbull's first name isn't 'Featuring'?
Boss sends email, then sends chat msg "I sent an email", then comes to desk saying "I sent an email". Boss must love Ekta Kapoor serials.
If Pakistani PM is Nawaz Sharif, our PM is Na-awaz Na-Sharif.
Mangalyaan mission cost 450 crores, the same amount Suzanne demanded from Hrithik in alimony. I think she wants to go meet Jadoo.
If I ever ran into Abhishek Bachchan, I'd make a wish. Because falling star.
First Chaiwala, now Chawla.
Indians would've been better at football if our mothers didn't say "Beta pair nahin lagate" all through our childhood.
Nothing pisses off Daya more than a revolving door.
Before Nokia was connecting people, there was Daakia.
There's a show called 'Thapki Pyar Ki' on Colors, so I finally know what spanking is called in Hindi.
Save your two best friends' names as Tequila and Kamikaze on your phone, so you'll always be the one calling the shots.
If you get pimples after using a reverse aging cream, that just means it's working.
The guy you'd take a bullet for, is sometimes the one behind the trigger.
You always break up with a different person than the one you got together with.
I'll eat that!
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