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Hey girls, two reasons why a guy doesn't text you back :-
1. He has a girlfriend.
2. You are his girlfriend.
If Pakistani PM is Nawaz Sharif, our PM is Na-awaz Na-Sharif.
What do you mean Pitbull's first name isn't 'Featuring'?
The guy you'd take a bullet for, is sometimes the one behind the trigger.
"Hello, am I speaking to Sachin Tendulkar? Sir, I'm calling from HDFC Bank sir, regarding our Retirement Plan ..." *click*
We live in a country where the IPL tournament is fixed and the IRCTC website still isn't.
Boss sends email, then sends chat msg "I sent an email", then comes to desk saying "I sent an email". Boss must love Ekta Kapoor serials.
Still speaking at three times louder than your normal voice if it's an international call #TypicalIndianMentality
Sonakshi Sinha probably tells men, "Hey! My eyes are down here!"
Before Nokia was connecting people, there was Daakia.
You don't like Sardaar jokes? Yaar, ek toh Banta hai!
I'm feeling so patriotic today, I just flagged all of my emails.
Please hang this picture, no wait I'll hang myself #KillerEnglish
The more shoes you own, the lesser you walk.
If I ever ran into Abhishek Bachchan, I'd make a wish. Because falling star.
Bhaag Milkha Bhaag
Run Lola Run
Jaa Simran Jaa
Bol Radha Bol
Sun Sahiba Sun
She was cute with her hoop earrings, but I was too busy imagining one on fire and then a lion jumping through it. Forgot to ask her out.
Sachin Tendulkar joined Facebook, saw the Wall and said, 'Aila! Dravid!'
Funny how most people's #10ThingsToEatBeforeIDie list would also be their #10ThingsIAteThatLedToMyDeath list.
Online Rights Inactivist. SAP Security Whiz. Addicted to American TV shows. Best meat eater on the table. Scotch Lover. And if you don't like it, Kiss My Ace!