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Dad sees Sunny Leone on Comedy Nights with Kapil : "Arre yeh wohi hai na ..."
Me : :-/
Dad : "... jo Bigg Boss mein thi!"
Me : *Phew!*
Hey Suzanne, it's called alimony not allyourmoney.
The only true minority in India is taxpayers. 2.9% of the total population.
What do you mean Pitbull's first name isn't 'Featuring'?
If Pakistani PM is Nawaz Sharif, our PM is Na-awaz Na-Sharif.
Boss sends email, then sends chat msg "I sent an email", then comes to desk saying "I sent an email". Boss must love Ekta Kapoor serials.
Mangalyaan mission cost 450 crores, the same amount Suzanne demanded from Hrithik in alimony. I think she wants to go meet Jadoo.
If I ever ran into Abhishek Bachchan, I'd make a wish. Because falling star.
First Chaiwala, now Chawla.
Indians would've been better at football if our mothers didn't say "Beta pair nahin lagate" all through our childhood.
Nothing pisses off Daya more than a revolving door.
The guy you'd take a bullet for, is sometimes the one behind the trigger.
You always break up with a different person than the one you got together with.
We live in a country where the IPL tournament is fixed and the IRCTC website still isn't.
If all the smokers in India donated the tar from their lungs, our country would have roads like Singapore.
Save your two best friends' names as Tequila and Kamikaze on your phone, so you'll always be the one calling the shots.
It is impossible for a person to be in Chetan Bhagat's good books. This joke explains itself.
Telling me to say something funny is like telling a fat person to have a heart attack. Wait for it, ok? It'll eventually happen by itself.
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