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Hey Suzanne, it's called alimony not allyourmoney.
Hey girls, two reasons why a guy doesn't text you back :-
1. He has a girlfriend.
2. You are his girlfriend.
If Pakistani PM is Nawaz Sharif, our PM is Na-awaz Na-Sharif.
What do you mean Pitbull's first name isn't 'Featuring'?
Dad sees Sunny Leone on Comedy Nights with Kapil : "Arre yeh wohi hai na ..."
Me : :-/
Dad : "... jo Bigg Boss mein thi!"
Me : *Phew!*
First Chaiwala, now Chawla.
Indians would've been better at football if our mothers didn't say "Beta pair nahin lagate" all through our childhood.
We live in a country where the IPL tournament is fixed and the IRCTC website still isn't.
The guy you'd take a bullet for, is sometimes the one behind the trigger.
If all the smokers in India donated the tar from their lungs, our country would have roads like Singapore.
Boss sends email, then sends chat msg "I sent an email", then comes to desk saying "I sent an email". Boss must love Ekta Kapoor serials.
Please hang this picture, no wait I'll hang myself #KillerEnglish
"Hello, am I speaking to Sachin Tendulkar? Sir, I'm calling from HDFC Bank sir, regarding our Retirement Plan ..." *click*
Everytime Rahul Gandhi has lost the plot, Robert Vadra has grabbed a plot. Quite literally.
Instead of blaming Zuniga for Neymar's injury, Brazil must blame referee for creating an environment where fouls weren't being carded.
Nothing pisses off Daya more than a revolving door.
The more shoes you own, the lesser you walk.
Before Nokia was connecting people, there was Daakia.
Sonakshi Sinha probably tells men, "Hey! My eyes are down here!"
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