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Hey girls, two reasons why a guy doesn't text you back :-
1. He has a girlfriend.
2. You are his girlfriend.
Hey Suzanne, it's called alimony not allyourmoney.
What do you mean Pitbull's first name isn't 'Featuring'?
If Pakistani PM is Nawaz Sharif, our PM is Na-awaz Na-Sharif.
Boss sends email, then sends chat msg "I sent an email", then comes to desk saying "I sent an email". Boss must love Ekta Kapoor serials.
Mangalyaan mission cost 450 crores, the same amount Suzanne demanded from Hrithik in alimony. I think she wants to go meet Jadoo.
First Chaiwala, now Chawla.
Indians would've been better at football if our mothers didn't say "Beta pair nahin lagate" all through our childhood.
If I ever ran into Abhishek Bachchan, I'd make a wish. Because falling star.
Nothing pisses off Daya more than a revolving door.
The guy you'd take a bullet for, is sometimes the one behind the trigger.
We live in a country where the IPL tournament is fixed and the IRCTC website still isn't.
If all the smokers in India donated the tar from their lungs, our country would have roads like Singapore.
It is impossible for a person to be in Chetan Bhagat's good books. This joke explains itself.
Please hang this picture, no wait I'll hang myself #KillerEnglish
"Hello, am I speaking to Sachin Tendulkar? Sir, I'm calling from HDFC Bank sir, regarding our Retirement Plan ..." *click*
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