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Hey girls, two reasons why a guy doesn't text you back :-
1. He has a girlfriend.
2. You are his girlfriend.
Hey Suzanne, it's called alimony not allyourmoney.
What do you mean Pitbull's first name isn't 'Featuring'?
If Pakistani PM is Nawaz Sharif, our PM is Na-awaz Na-Sharif.
Dad sees Sunny Leone on Comedy Nights with Kapil : "Arre yeh wohi hai na ..."
Me : :-/
Dad : "... jo Bigg Boss mein thi!"
Me : *Phew!*
First Chaiwala, now Chawla.
Mangalyaan mission cost 450 crores, the same amount Suzanne demanded from Hrithik in alimony. I think she wants to go meet Jadoo.
If I ever ran into Abhishek Bachchan, I'd make a wish. Because falling star.
Indians would've been better at football if our mothers didn't say "Beta pair nahin lagate" all through our childhood.
Boss sends email, then sends chat msg "I sent an email", then comes to desk saying "I sent an email". Boss must love Ekta Kapoor serials.
Nothing pisses off Daya more than a revolving door.
The guy you'd take a bullet for, is sometimes the one behind the trigger.
We live in a country where the IPL tournament is fixed and the IRCTC website still isn't.
If all the smokers in India donated the tar from their lungs, our country would have roads like Singapore.
Please hang this picture, no wait I'll hang myself #KillerEnglish
"Hello, am I speaking to Sachin Tendulkar? Sir, I'm calling from HDFC Bank sir, regarding our Retirement Plan ..." *click*
Before Nokia was connecting people, there was Daakia.
Everytime Rahul Gandhi has lost the plot, Robert Vadra has grabbed a plot. Quite literally.
It is impossible for a person to be in Chetan Bhagat's good books. This joke explains itself.
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