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Hey girls, two reasons why a guy doesn't text you back :-
1. He has a girlfriend.
2. You are his girlfriend.
If Pakistani PM is Nawaz Sharif, our PM is Na-awaz Na-Sharif.
What do you mean Pitbull's first name isn't 'Featuring'?
Dad sees Sunny Leone on Comedy Nights with Kapil : "Arre yeh wohi hai na ..."
Me : :-/
Dad : "... jo Bigg Boss mein thi!"
Me : *Phew!*
The guy you'd take a bullet for, is sometimes the one behind the trigger.
"Hello, am I speaking to Sachin Tendulkar? Sir, I'm calling from HDFC Bank sir, regarding our Retirement Plan ..." *click*
We live in a country where the IPL tournament is fixed and the IRCTC website still isn't.
Boss sends email, then sends chat msg "I sent an email", then comes to desk saying "I sent an email". Boss must love Ekta Kapoor serials.
Before Nokia was connecting people, there was Daakia.
If I ever ran into Abhishek Bachchan, I'd make a wish. Because falling star.
Still speaking at three times louder than your normal voice if it's an international call #TypicalIndianMentality
Sonakshi Sinha probably tells men, "Hey! My eyes are down here!"
I'm feeling so patriotic today, I just flagged all of my emails.
You don't like Sardaar jokes? Yaar, ek toh Banta hai!
Everytime Rahul Gandhi has lost the plot, Robert Vadra has grabbed a plot. Quite literally.
Please hang this picture, no wait I'll hang myself #KillerEnglish
The more shoes you own, the lesser you walk.
Nothing pisses off Daya more than a revolving door.
Bhaag Milkha Bhaag
Run Lola Run
Jaa Simran Jaa
Bol Radha Bol
Sun Sahiba Sun
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