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  • Ace_Of_Pace
      Ripper @Ace_Of_Pace

    Gift @Ace_Of_Pace Favstar Pro to unlock their best tweet!Gift them Pro!

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  • Ace_Of_Pace
      Ripper @Ace_Of_Pace

    Dad sees Sunny Leone on Comedy Nights with Kapil : "Arre yeh wohi hai na ..."
    Me : :-/
    Dad : "... jo Bigg Boss mein thi!"
    Me : *Phew!*

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  • Ace_Of_Pace
      Ripper @Ace_Of_Pace

    Hey Suzanne, it's called alimony not allyourmoney.

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  • Ace_Of_Pace
      Ripper @Ace_Of_Pace

    The only true minority in India is taxpayers. 2.9% of the total population.

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  • Ace_Of_Pace
      Ripper @Ace_Of_Pace

    What do you mean Pitbull's first name isn't 'Featuring'?

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  • Ace_Of_Pace
      Ripper @Ace_Of_Pace

    If Pakistani PM is Nawaz Sharif, our PM is Na-awaz Na-Sharif.

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  • Ace_Of_Pace
      Ripper @Ace_Of_Pace

    Pakistanis are supporting Bangladesh. If they had done this 43 years ago, there wouldn't be a Bangladesh #INDvsBAN

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  • Ace_Of_Pace
      Ripper @Ace_Of_Pace

    Boss sends email, then sends chat msg "I sent an email", then comes to desk saying "I sent an email". Boss must love Ekta Kapoor serials.

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  • Ace_Of_Pace
      Ripper @Ace_Of_Pace

    Mangalyaan mission cost 450 crores, the same amount Suzanne demanded from Hrithik in alimony. I think she wants to go meet Jadoo.

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  • Ace_Of_Pace
      Ripper @Ace_Of_Pace

    If I ever ran into Abhishek Bachchan, I'd make a wish. Because falling star.

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  • Ace_Of_Pace
      Ripper @Ace_Of_Pace

    First Chaiwala, now Chawla.

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  • Ace_Of_Pace
      Ripper @Ace_Of_Pace

    Indians would've been better at football if our mothers didn't say "Beta pair nahin lagate" all through our childhood.

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  • Ace_Of_Pace
      Ripper @Ace_Of_Pace

    One thing we can all learn from #EgyptAir is never fly with excess baggage or ex's baggage.

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  • Ace_Of_Pace
      Ripper @Ace_Of_Pace

    Nothing pisses off Daya more than a revolving door.

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  • Ace_Of_Pace
      Ripper @Ace_Of_Pace

    The guy you'd take a bullet for, is sometimes the one behind the trigger.

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  • Ace_Of_Pace
      Ripper @Ace_Of_Pace

    You always break up with a different person than the one you got together with.

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  • Ace_Of_Pace
      Ripper @Ace_Of_Pace

    We live in a country where the IPL tournament is fixed and the IRCTC website still isn't.

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  • Ace_Of_Pace
      Ripper @Ace_Of_Pace

    If all the smokers in India donated the tar from their lungs, our country would have roads like Singapore.

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  • Ace_Of_Pace
      Ripper @Ace_Of_Pace

    Save your two best friends' names as Tequila and Kamikaze on your phone, so you'll always be the one calling the shots.

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  • Ace_Of_Pace
      Ripper @Ace_Of_Pace

    It is impossible for a person to be in Chetan Bhagat's good books. This joke explains itself.

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