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WE DIDN'T START THE FIRE "Horse_ebooks: Cappuccino, Sports Car, Castle, Crown, Cracking Egg, Fish, Flower Box, Handbag, SweetHeart, Octopus"
"Hello. I am the keynote speaker at the International Men's Day Conference. Things are alright. Thank you very much."
"how come jamie's so happy at bbq's" "these questions r getting wierd" "a lanister always lays briquettes"
"y didnt tommen get an ipod 4 his birfday" "idk y" "a alnister always plays cassettes"
"y cant myrcellas cat have kittens" "idk y" "a lanister always spays her pets"
My favourite thing about being a woman is putting toilet seats up in public bathrooms and walking away, chuckling like Muttley.
Okay, the FUCK? How is Anik's "looking at Joe Rogan" face even creepier than Goldberg's?
"Rustam, you've got to make a Twitter account." "No." "We're telling you, do it." "Okay, fine. *keysmash* Happy now?" "No."
"I poured my root beer into a square cup and now all I have is beer. Please advise."
"Martinez is an animal, man!" After the beating he's taken without going down, I'm pretty sure he's a mineral.
2013 Prediction: Marcus LaVesseur quits MMA and opens a company that sells non-slip sauna mats.\
Engaged lesbian. Angry, but not about that (I mostly hate rape culture and the knees-to-the-head-on-the-ground rule). Follow for MMA, feminism, or both.