Dominos says it plans to have the 1st pizza store on the moon. So in the future, when you're in outer space, you can still have bad pizza.

"Jersey Shore: Italy" debuted tonight on MTV. Pretty confident it's the reason the DOW market plummeted -512.76 points today. #Speculation

Sonic, like Burger King, has started selling beer, in FL. Texas is sending Chuck Norris' fist to investigate how they beat them to it. #joke

Canadian man completes 11-year round-the-world walk. He was able to cut it by 3 years by routing the hike away from the Iranian boarder.

Mitt Romney does not support gay marriage. But 4 years from now, he will claim to have saved it. #AutoBailout #Detroit @msnbc

Fannie Mae just asked our gov't for $7.8 billion more in bailouts as deficits widen. Freddie Mac saw how wide it was, and filed for divorce.

Netflix lost 800k users due to price hikes. Really? That's why? Or could it be that when users clicked "New Releases" they got "Mad Max 3".

Dark Knight Suspect: tells police 'I'm The Joker'. I believe that's permission to do 'reconstructive surgery' on his face during questioning

GOP Debate: Ron Paul says aid for Israel should be cut. Bachmann says it should not. Hermain Cain says, give 'em 9 Pizzas & be done with it.

John Boehner: Republicans got 98% of what they wanted on debt deal. That means there is only a 2% chance he will cry about it. @politifact

Kim Kardashian does halloween party as a Blond Mermaid. Or as I call it, a Jolly Green Cher.  http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/28/kim-kardashian-halloween-costume-mermaid-splash_n_2034330.html?ncid=edlinkusaolp00000003 … pic.twitter.com/x9ZfyV4M

Protesters arrested for trying to cash $673B check at Bank of America. Those guys are just plain idiots—The bailout was for $700B. #banking

Nude pics of Scarlett Johansson leaked onto web. FBI is conducting a thorough investigation of the evidence, checking every possible angle.

Pink stops show to comfort crying child. Justin Bieber was there?  http://yhoo.it/11bxhYn  #SelenaGomez @yahoomusic

BREAKING: Dow Passes All-Time High. Well they are making marijuana legal. Meanwhile the economy is halfbaked.  http://newser.me/101f6UF  @newser

Doctors say, two-year-old "cured" of HIV. Wait, what??! Magic Johnson had a kid?  http://on.cnn.com/Y8U3fG  @cnn @earlystartcnn #aids

Al Sharpton: After Gun Control, We May Have To Deal With Knife Control... Knives don't kill people, forks do.  http://www.mediaite.com/online/al-sharpton-after-gun-control-we-may-have-to-deal-with-knife-control/ … @mediaite

I feel many questions in society go unanswered by our media. Like, why isn't 20th Century Fox's theme music 20th Century Fox? #Doors

Justin Bieber puked onstage. It happened while he was singing about kissing a girl—and actually thought about doing it. @tmz #popmusic

I nominate Newt Gingrich for our next president. That way we can get more done, seeing as how we'll have a 1st lady... & a 2nd... & a 3rd