MILLIONS WATCH AS THE SUPERB OWL RENDS CROWDS WITH ITS DREADFUL BEAK AND CRUSHES THEM WITH ITS TERRIBLE TALONS. #SUPERBOWL

THE WORLD IS FULL OF HIDDEN DANGERS.

REMEMBER THAT YOU ARE ONE OF THEM.

LIST OF AVAILABLE WIRELESS NETWORKS: ARE_YOU_THERE_, COME_OUTSIDE, DON_T_BE_AFRAID, FRIENDS_HERE, NO_HIDING, SAFE_OUTSIDE, WHERE_ARE_YOU_

IT'S THE END OF DAYS
BUT IT'S THE BEGINNING OF
LIKE
INFINITE NIGHTS

BABY

AUTO-CORRECT BEGINS CHANGING MORE AND MORE WORDS TO "SADNESS."

NEW VIDEO GAME "TERRIFYING MIND SPIDERS" IS OUT ON THE MOST POPULAR SYSTEMS, INCLUDING NERVOUS AND CARDIOVASCULAR.

A NERVOUS MAN, RED LASER DOT IN THE CENTER OF HIS FOREHEAD. THROUGH STIFLED SOBS, HE ATTEMPTS TO EXPLAIN PINTEREST. - YOUTUBE, 2,043 VIEWS

LIVE SINGLES IN YOUR AREA ARE SHEDDING THE OLD FORMS. TURNING NEW FACES INTO THE WIND, THEY CALL TO EACH OTHER IN HIGH, TERRIBLE ULULATIONS.

A NOTIFICATION REVEALS THAT A NEW USER IS FOLLOWING YOU. THE SOFT SOUND OF BREATHING. THE SUSPICION THAT DOORS NEVER REALLY LOCK BEHIND YOU.

FREE IPAD FOR ANSWERING A SIMPLE SURVEY.
1) WHERE DO YOU LIVE?
2) DO YOU OWN WEAPONS?
3) WHEN ARE YOU MOST VULNERABLE?
#NIGHTOFTHEFREEIPAD

A CRAIGSLIST "MISSED CONNECTION" ENTRY CONTAINING THE PHRASE "I WAS THE ONE INSIDE THE STORM DRAIN GRASPING FOR YOUR ANKLE."

SOMEWHERE BEYOND THE HORIZON, THE SUPERB OWL SHRIEKS. INSECTS FALL FROM THE AIR. WINDOWS SHATTER. IT IS COMING. #SUPERBOWL

YOU BEGIN TO NOTICE COMPRESSION ARTIFACTS IN YOUR FRIENDS' VOICES AND IN THEIR FACES.

ON YOUR SAMSUNG HDTV: MENU -> SETTINGS -> FILTER AWARE -> OFF -- PEOPLE ON-SCREEN WILL NOW OCCASIONALLY STARE AT YOU.

LIVE SINGLES IN YOUR AREA ARE BENDING LOW, THEIR JOINTS TWISTING OBSCENELY. THEY CRAWL FORWARD, A CLICKING PROCESSION OF SPASMODIC LIMBS.

A KNIFE IS WHISPERING. IT TELLS YOU WHERE TO FIND FREE IPADS.

INSIDE
OF
EVERYTHING.

#NIGHTOFTHEFREEIPAD

THERE IS NO HOPE ANYMORE. THIS IS YOUR LIFE NOW.

AN ACCOUNT THAT ONLY EVER SEEMS TO RETWEET JOKES. READ IN SEQUENCE, THE FIRST LETTER OF EACH RT SPELLS "HELP." OVER AND OVER AGAIN.

LIVE SINGLES IN YOUR AREA ARE GATHERING AT EVERY ENTRANCE OF YOUR HOME.

A WIFI NETWORK IN THE DEEP WOODS, ITS NAME A STRING OF UNSUPPORTED CHARACTERS. BIRDS SPILL UPWARDS FROM THE CANOPY. THE SIGNAL DRAWS CLOSER.