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I just phrigging signed up to let Microsopht donate $10 oph mine to Haiti every time I hit the 'eph' key. Pheck.
There's a federal law preventing me from selling a used mattress!?! That's so laughable I just might piss my bed again.
OH from Olympic curlers:
"Hey, ever think of becoming an athlete?"
"No."
"Me neither. Your turn to slide around."
"So fun."
"I know."
"Hey, ever think of becoming an athlete?"
"No."
"Me neither. Your turn to slide around."
"So fun."
"I know."
I have never IN MY LIFE successfully transferred an interoffice phone call. Anyone who has, please teach me your black art.
Wanted: Twitter companion for mutual starring of tweets. No kissing on the lips, no stars will change hands directly. Must be discrete.
If I ever lose my mind, I think one thing I'd do is walk around the park with my dog holding a clear plastic bag of lemonade.
Ladies, if you're going to send a "Dear John" letter, please don't use a Forever Stamp. It's a little misleading.
Just read about birds "tweeting" in a book. What an esoteric use of the term! What does that even mean???
Twitter makes celebrities so accessible. I love it. Five years ago, I would never have thought I could block Ashton Kutcher.
How will we know when there is an oversaturation of social media? --sent via Twitter for Black & Decker toaster (Twoaster)
Well, what would YOU have made out of these Scrabble tiles? CSUMHOT
Last time I play board games with kids at the Y again.
Last time I play board games with kids at the Y again.
Went to a robotics lab, asked for a custom sex robot. They took a look at me and said nanotech has only come so far... whatever that means.
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