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Oh, so the clock on the stove doesn't change by itself? I thought this was America.
Watching dudes stare at moms that are breast feeding on the bus makes me feel American.
Every time I eat acid it always come back to Bret Michaels.
Walking though Wrigleyville is always such an ego boost.
I saw a homeless woman pull her pants down and pee on the sidewalk. How's your morning going?
Umphrey's McGee is so very talented.
Watched the terrorist get caught, so now I'm eating steak, smoking weed, and drinking Budweiser.
Pickled watermelon, yo.
I gangstafied @umphreysmcgee band bio page. Scroll down, it's hilarious. @ryanstasik @goldlikejoel