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Some days I just turn to the nearest mountains and shout at the top of my lungs "JOEL CUMMINS"
Thankful I'm not Scott Stapp
These 8 ounce Budweisers sure do make my dick look big.
Doing keg stands during Sheffield Garden Walk. Old women shaking their heads disapprovingly.
I've been outside for ten minutes and I've already wanted to punch ten people.
Thankfully I couldn't hear Pitbull well enough to make out his shitty lyrics.
I can be mayor.
There are now 51 Ways to Leave Your Lover.
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