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Dude today," I got mad swagga, keep up wit dat."
Me in response,"I know proper grammar, keep up with that."
Did you yell YOLO when you almost got taken out by that vehicle? No??..shut your dirty whoreish mouth.
I just fell asleep sitting up..I think. At what age can you apply for an AARP membership?
Knocked down a wasps nest today at work. Walked (ran) away thinking to myself, "take that, you bitch ass wasps."
Ya I'm an adult and I'm still gonna call my sleeping attire, "sleepy time pants." problem? Go back to 2nd grade and argue with me about it
I am an easy going, carefree, heavy equipment mechanic. hipsters and people who say yolo, stay away