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Just lying in bed, thinking if I could have any celebrity tuck me in and read me a story, I would choose Morgan Freeman.
To celebrate the royal wedding, free boob washes at my place tomorrow, ladies! #mrboobwash #royalwedding #royalweddingboobwashspecial
Classic comment in this afternoon's lecture.
Question: "What's a 'through ball' then?"
Student answer: "Triangle button on FIFA."
I'm reading an article called “How to get Cheryl Cole's body” but it’s just a load of health tips and nothing at all about kidnapping :(
Developed a really worrying habit of saying things out loud to my phone when enlarging photos of girls.
Time to confess. I'm not really Adam Jones. Jones is an asshole who picked on me in school. I'm using this account to destroy his life.
Is anyone else's drafts folder full of inappropriate tweets you write when sober but don't publish until you're drunk & brave/stupid enough?
NEEEEEEEEEEVER FORGET WHERE YOU'RE COMING FROM.... 🎶💪