If Made In Chelsea is winning awards, I'm not sure it's a world I want to affiliate myself with.

I can tell you with confidence that its *quite* embarrassing when you charge to an automatic door and it doesn't open. #life

Oh. Apparently it's snowed.

I NEED TO SEE THE LES MIS MOVIE. NOW.

@sophiemullender well that's gonna be sodding priceless. I'd PAY to have you on my radio.

I woke up with the Cheeky Girls song in my head this morning. No idea why.

I need to meet Millie, because her cookies are just amazing.

@sophiemullender YES. Recreate anything like that and I'll sign up as a groupie straight away.

@siobhandaly @glinner @ladykillersplay Me too! I missed it last time so I'm keen to see it this time around. Should be fab.

Walking across Tower Bridge having uncontrollable instagram-excitement wee's.

So sad that something like this happens on a standard Wednesday morning. #Vauxhall  http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/in-pictures-21041468 …

Having said that, I won. Swings and roundabouts. #present

I actually just pulled a Christmas cracker alone. Post-christmas, and by myself. Everything about it was quite depressing.

One of my favourite games is texting @jenny_wilkinson at random intervals asking her what she's thinking about. pic.twitter.com/YP4Y8jrG

I hate people that put empty wrappers back in tubs of chocolate. But I'm sodding doing it aren't I. Relentlessly a rebel.

@alexislawl really wobbly jelly.

Oh yeah. Siri's got banter. pic.twitter.com/kxSGUh7U

I can't express enough how disgusted I feel when people rush out of the theatre during applause. HAVE. SOME. RESPECT.

RT @guardianstage "Miranda Hart planning standup tour  http://gu.com/p/3b9qa/tf " I'd be there in a jiffy.

Tonight is the night. The night of all nights. The nightiest night of them all.