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OBAMA: For the love of God. Don't you -dare- say you did it for Americ-
CRUZ: I did it for me. I liked it. I was good at it. -- I was alive.
"I won't die during THEIR month" - Andrew Breitbart
"sir, can i ask why you're smoking TWO huge blunts?"
*turns to camera*
*cop starts breakdancing*
I came here to chew bubblegum and quote They Live, and I'm...at an impasse.
In this 50 First Dates reimagining, Adam Sandler has to tell his bunkmate Drew Barrymore, EVERY MORNING, what Auschwitz is
GTA5 is some serious wish fulfillment for me. What if >I< had two friends?
It'd be really spooky if Sept 11th was Friday the 13th
Magic The Gathering is sponsoring the Vans Warped Tour. Nothing means anytrump golfdad Manzanar Proust.
I'm closing in on my 300th follower. Yeah, Dr. Hillman, I sure "use sarcasm to drive people away and retreat to the internet" #owned #SEO
Why is Christmas trending, did Christmas die in a car crash
I'm thankful for...
*Looks desperately around underfurnished apartment, a tomb of filth* Redbox? Those posters they give at comic stores?
RIP Miriam Carey. Died trying to parallel park downtown