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Was there ever an American hero crueler to the mentally ill than Batman? Besides Ronald Reagan
OBAMA: For the love of God. Don't you -dare- say you did it for Americ-
CRUZ: I did it for me. I liked it. I was good at it. -- I was alive.
Isn't the sound of music just music
"I won't die during THEIR month" - Andrew Breitbart
Had a threesome yesterday. A few no shows but still a good time
"sir, can i ask why you're smoking TWO huge blunts?"
*turns to camera*
*cop starts breakdancing*
Ah, Google Wallet. Let the company that has satellite views of every house in the world handle your $. Go for it.
Do I believe in alternate universes?
Yes and no
I came here to chew bubblegum and quote They Live, and I'm...at an impasse.
If someone lists "atheist" as their second character trait in an online profile, you can forget their name at parties with 0 consequence
In this 50 First Dates reimagining, Adam Sandler has to tell his bunkmate Drew Barrymore, EVERY MORNING, what Auschwitz is