Hahaha RT @nomdeb: :) RT @scottfilmcritic: If you only see one hilarious newspaper correction today, make it this one. http://t.co/asWvG8q7

Best. One. Ever. RT @pourmecoffee: Awesome NYT correction (scroll to bottom). http://t.co/wfRQBzox

please, please, please do not tell ppl w/stage 4 cancer "if anyone can beat it, it's you." THEY CANNOT BEAT IT. It's not in their control.

RT @5tevenw: If I die before I wake, I pray the lord will clear my browsing history

just a reminder: "lisabadams" is only one letter off from "LisaBadass"

Great news, tumor marker down again, new regimen working. Again, no clue for how long but it's great news for what it is. #stage4cancer

Haha! RT @earth_pics: Happiest pic ever! pic.twitter.com/9i43GDzuRl

@carywood @xeni Exactly. Cancer happens to other people… until it happens to you. #nooneissafe

via @jason_pollock: a dad joins FB. His kid writes "WTF! Dad joined FB!" Dad asks kid "what is "WTF?" Kid replies: Welcome To Facebook!

“@franklinleonard: I say we capture this kid and turn him over to his uncle.”

I just LOVE @wendiaarons's photo of her parents  http://instagram.com/p/YDwkxASbN2/ 

Two zygotes and a truck? “@lizzwinstead: Dear North Dakota: When a fertilized egg shows up to help me move, I'll call it a person.”

Very proud to be featured in @nytimes Blogging Her Life With Cancer  http://nyti.ms/YPTADj  thank you @kjdellantonia

Never been so happy to be wrong!! Tumor marker down slightly-WOOT. Thyroid and lipids still need attention but chemo can continue as last wk

Texting your spouse sitting a few feet away from you in presence of your small children is the new s-p-e-l-l-i-n-g i-t o-u-t.

Please: Find a piece of beauty in the world today-- a friend, a loved one, a tree, a pet, a kind word to a stranger, a hug. Appreciate it.

.@xeni My old post "Things Don't Happen for a Reason" http://t.co/DTAYlSWA

Next monday night at 9 ET @chemo_babe and I will be guests on #bcsm to talk about parenting during cancer treatment. Join us then.

RT @tedinjest: Twitter makes me like people I've never met. Facebook makes me hate people I know in real life.via @shaylamaddox @buzzedition

My favorite breast cancer t-shirt (the only one I wld every buy): "Of course they're fake. My real ones tried to kill me."