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Jagermeister is German for "show me what you ate"
In my experience.
You dead people gotta stop voting
A unicorn dies every time someone tweets a horoscope.
Ooh baby. Let me motorboat & tittyfuck your A cups.
I will only stalk you until we have sex.
Then I won't return your calls.
Shart: a fart that was actually shitty.
Twart: a tweet you thought was good but was actually shitty.
Even SpongeBob has a job. Put down the bong and apply yourself.
Days that end in Y
A sex offender registry, but for women that don't do blowjobs.
You bought that shirt to show off boobies to cute young guys. Stop bitching when dirty old men look too. Some of us were cute & young once.
You reported someone as spam because they offended you? & they weren't advertising anything?
Feel better now, fucking sensitive genius?
It's cute how you wear a shirt to show cleavage & act upset when we leer
I need friends with just that one benefit
A kid with a lisp doing drugs? That's methed up.
China plans to send its first woman into outer space.
No plans to bring her back. Population control policy.
Do bats go "man shit" crazy?