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Jagermeister is German for "show me what you ate"
In my experience.
A unicorn dies every time someone tweets a horoscope.
You dead people gotta stop voting
Even SpongeBob has a job. Put down the bong and apply yourself.
I will only stalk you until we have sex.
Then I won't return your calls.
Ooh baby. Let me motorboat & tittyfuck your A cups.
Shart: a fart that was actually shitty.
Twart: a tweet you thought was good but was actually shitty.
A sex offender registry, but for women that don't do blowjobs.
Days that end in Y
You bought that shirt to show off boobies to cute young guys. Stop bitching when dirty old men look too. Some of us were cute & young once.
A kid with a lisp doing drugs? That's methed up.
You reported someone as spam because they offended you? & they weren't advertising anything?
Feel better now, fucking sensitive genius?
It's cute how you wear a shirt to show cleavage & act upset when we leer
I intend to offend all with my humor
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