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If I said half the shit in real life that I typed on Twitter, my family would have me fucking committed. #ThePowerofStrangers
TGIF guys and gals.
#BadPornTitles Debbie doesn't.
Taquitos, how I love thee.
This isn't 18th century America anymore. We don't need guns. The British aren't coming. They wouldn't want us anyways.
I work customer service, but I really don't like people. I just act like I really do. :)
Corny alert - I can't wait to go home and hug my boys. #NeedaHug
"Is America safer after 9/11?" I know we're a helluva lot more annoying.
You ever wanna just grab one of your facebook friends and shake the shit out of them for being so fucking stupid?
Nothing like having an inconsiderate brother for a roommate.
Lovable smart-ass. Rarely serious. Gamer? Add me: PSN/XBL name: Aegamin. My cock's name is Stanley.